I fucking love Donna Vekic
Join Date: Aug 2012
Re: Jelena Jankovic Cheering Thread - 2013 Season - Volume 14
Does JJ always say moronic stuff like this? I know we hear her say outrageous things but they are usually taken as a joke and usually light hearted, but does she realize her saying this makes her sound pretty stupid? She's claiming "big serve, volley, boom boom point over" is INSULTING
to her tennis "intelligence"? Does she think there's only one way to play tennis? How the hell does she think the Williams sister's won Wimbledon 5 times each? THAT'S WHAT IT TAKE GURL. Basically saying playing on grass insults her tennis intelligence proves she doesn't have that much tennis intelligence to begin with
Jelena, shanking forehands and dumping volleys into the net and double faulting is not the only way to play tennis... learn to adapt and just play...
Jankovic at her dramatic best will lead, throw the lead away, spot you a massive lead in the third set, decide to come back with some blazing retrieving and backhands, almost comeback, and then hand you the win, possibly with back to back double faults or netted forehands. You have no agency in this match. You might start to wonder if you have free will. Perhaps solipsism is true after all - is it Jankovic's world and you're simply allowed to
live exist in it? It's basically existential waterboarding.