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Simplemente Josemi...

Porque te queremos como eres, por pasearte con pajarita, pelo rapado y gafas de Harry Potter mientras nos instruyes en el arte de las buenas maneras

Por ser el poderío, el saber estar, la gracia suprema, el arte y la inteligencia...y a la vez narrarnos impertérrito como una vez su madre vio a una persona beber a morro de una botella y se desmayó de la impresión

Por responder a las preguntas “¿Josemi, si vas a un restaurante puedes llevarte los ceniceros y las flores?”, o “¿puede pagar la cena una mujer?”, y él (con toda la razón del mundo) contestar cual tigresa enloquecida: “Eso es una mezquindad!!!!”

Por cosas como estas y muchas más Josemi es merecedor de este humilde thread donde podremos debatir de sus andanzas y sus impagables lecciones.

Josemi, no cambies nunca...a tus pies (y a los pies de tu santa madre)


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Re: Simplemente Josemi...

yo me quedo con esa gran diva llamada cristina rodriguez

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Re: Simplemente Josemi...

Que si, que si pero este thread es de Josemi, la morralla al de la tele

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I have spread my dreams under your feet
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Re: Simplemente Josemi...

a mi lo que me gusta es cuando veo en los zapping a la garrula de la Tárrega diciendole burradas al josemi este
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Re: Simplemente Josemi...

Bueno, empecemos con El Show de Josemi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZJMp...0FCAD0&index=2

Queda claro que Josemi por cláusula no habla de cintura para abajo...no sé como la gente puede ser tan ordinaria, la verdad. Lo mejor esa respuesta croqueta

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Re: Simplemente Josemi...

En este video Josemi defiende al amigo marikilla del televidente...impagable la cara de Josemi cuando el amigo dice que se va "a mear" Por qué la gente es tan desagradable delante de nuestro Josemi?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoHS4...0FCAD0&index=1

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Lo mejor es por las mañanas en Ondacero, en el programa de Carlos Herrera. Enorme.

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Re: Simplemente Josemi...

Emy a ver si encuentras el video de una q llama a Josemi para pedirle consejo de como superar la muerte de su madre y la Tarrega la contesta que primero es mas importante que cuide su afonía
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Emy a ver si encuentras el video de una q llama a Josemi para pedirle consejo de como superar la muerte de su madre y la Tarrega la contesta que primero es mas importante que cuide su afonía


Qué me estás contando? La verdad es que Chrissy también es pa darle de comer aparte

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Re: Simplemente Josemi...

El que he visto antes era uno muy mítico que llamaba que un espíritu le comía los huevos mientras dormía, a ver si lo encuentro

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Re: Simplemente Josemi...

Totalmente cierto, lo vi hace meses en Se lo que hiciste... y casi me muero
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Re: Simplemente Josemi...

Aquí está

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCqcxtdEDiE

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Re: Simplemente Josemi...

Josemi!! emi, formamos un grupo de fans en facebook de josemi??

¿Quién se bebe mi pipermint?
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Josemi!! emi, formamos un grupo de fans en facebook de josemi??
OMG si!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Simplemente Josemi...

emilico que el jueves ya estoy en barna!! me podias haber dejao las llaves de tu casa y me acercaba a regarte las macetas de vez en cuando

¿Quién se bebe mi pipermint?
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