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El niño impertinente...

NIÑO: Mamá, mamá, ¿la luz se come?

MADRE: No hijo, ¿por qué?

NIÑO: Porque ayer oí decirle papá a la sirvienta Mari, apaga la luz que te la vas a comer enterita


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NIÑO: Mamá, mamá, ¿papá tiene diarrea?

MADRE: No, ¿por qué?

NIÑO: Porque como te oí ayer decirle a ver si se te pone dura la mierda esa de una vez


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NIÑO: Mamá, mamá, ¿a tí te entra hambre por la noche?

MADRE: No hijo, ¿por qué?

NIÑO: Nada, porque muchas mañanas hay un pellejo de chorizo en tu mesilla.

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NIÑO: Mamá, mamá, ¿a tí te entra hambre por la noche?

MADRE: No hijo, ¿por qué?

NIÑO: Nada, porque muchas mañanas hay un pellejo de chorizo en tu mesilla.

lol este si es bueno

¿Quién se bebe mi pipermint?
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y q todavia haya gente que confunda haber con a ver

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y q todavia haya gente que confunda haber con a ver

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