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post #1047 of (permalink) Old Apr 1st, 2013, 03:31 PM
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons

Originally Posted by Alenyaa View Post
Anyone here?
Funny you should ask,Mikey.On one of the lower decks,we have a 100-meter straightaway crash simulator with a test car that's built for that very purpose.Elena thought that it would be a fun attraction for the children of many SSD short-term guests.Unfortunately,someone carelessly tossed a cigarette onto one of the crash-test dummies,and "he" caught fire and burned up before anyone noticed the small blaze and was able to put it out.Our supplier for crash-test dummies has informed us that it might take 3 WEEKS for maritime delivery...but our lovely Elena has an interim solution

Hang your heads in shame, Brits, for being a nation of cowards who won't even protect their own children. UKP=United Kingdom of Pedophiles

Propaganda Director for the Olympic Slam Queen aboard SS Dementieva

Ste. Kim, we didn't have you for long enough, but we appreciate what you gave us
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