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What a lame joke

Got this in my mailbox today


Elke: Kim?

Kim: Ja, zusje

Elke: Weet jij waarom Justine een pet draagt?

Kim: Nee, Elke

Elke: Om de voorkant te weten.

Kim: Hihihi

Kim: Elke?

Elke: Ja, zus

Kim: Weet jij waarom Justine nog niet zwanger
is?

Elke: Nee

Kim: Omdat ze 's nachts geen petje draagt.

A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.
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I got that one months ago too...I only could back then

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I think it is funny!
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Someone saw the Year End Conference of Raf Coppens? I think the tennis jokes weren't that bad

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Someone saw the Year End Conference of Raf Coppens? I think the tennis jokes weren't that bad
Het is leeg en er zit niks in?

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typical jokes for men


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typical jokes for men
My mum loves them
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yes i liked the one from raf coppens too, altough all the rest of his show completely sucked

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Got this in my mailbox today


Elke: Kim?

Kim: Ja, zusje

Elke: Weet jij waarom Justine een pet draagt?

Kim: Nee, Elke

Elke: Om de voorkant te weten.

Kim: Hihihi

Kim: Elke?

Elke: Ja, zus

Kim: Weet jij waarom Justine nog niet zwanger
is?

Elke: Nee

Kim: Omdat ze 's nachts geen petje draagt.
I got it two months ago

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yes i liked the one from raf coppens too, altough all the rest of his show completely sucked
Yeah most jokes were predictable...(ref. Geert Hoste) but the one about the pimples of Kim was funny

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Yeah most jokes were predictable...(ref. Geert Hoste) but the one about the pimples of Kim was funny
I didn't hear that one! Tell me
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Als je al haar puisten met elkaar verbindt, krijg je FILA

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yes i liked the one from raf coppens too, altough all the rest of his show completely sucked
Well I am happy I didn't waste my time watching it if that was the best one...

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Here's a pic that I received by email... I think it's funnier
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