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post #436 of (permalink) Old Mar 16th, 2013, 07:04 PM
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Re: Random Posts/miscellaneous/anything Petra :)

After failing to defend her IW points from last year,King Ralph will drop below Makiri in next week's rankings.By my count that means that,despite having a HUGE lifetime contract that dwarfs the others,Ralph is no higher than FOURTH-ranked amongst WTA players--behind Kerber,Caro and Makiri,with Pavs and Cirstea possibly knocking her out of the 'Adidas Top 5 rankings' by season's end...and that's on top of winning ZERO Premier titles in the last 4 1/2 years and rarely even making a QF at one of them....Does anyone else think that the rep who inked that deal with Ralph has been burned in effigy at Adidas HQ?

Heard a lot of empty babble about how poor Nigel Sears--who has gotten a hernia from carrying around useless dead weight--was going to lead Ralph on a "comeback" to the elite rankings.Does the title,"Waiting for Godot" seem apt to anyone?We may as well watch a Roadrunner marathon and wait around for Wile E. Coyote to capture his prey...or expect Ralph to remain celibate for 2 weeks at a vacation resort that's filled with ATP players....We can count on Ralph to keep putting on airs,pretending to be a dedicated player,as long as she can keep her ranking in the Top 50 w/o too much effort,thus fulfilling the stipulations of Adidas' albatross contract.However,when she can't even maintain THAT ranking anymore,she'll retire to an aimless life of snorting coke with ex-,and current,Serbian mafia guys until she's no longer attractive enough to be a trophy gf...and then fades into irrelevance...but NOT before there's a big party at the Adidas offices when they finally stick her contract in the paper shredder

Don't be scared to open the door, Serena. It's not the Land Shark, it's only the doping agency

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Ste. Kim, we didn't have you for long enough, but we appreciate what you gave us
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