Hello Jelena, I know I've missed your calls but I'm afraid to take them as the news I have isn't good. If you do come to Australia in January you won't be getting any WC's. You can get an Australian Open WC as the WC Playoff winner - and you'll gain entry to through through your ranking luckily because I would not give you a WC for that either if I had a choice. See you soon. Well, hopefully not. Bye, bitch.
The poster is called Craig Tiley. But it's not THE Craig Tiley, is he?
No, I'm not sure if I should send it to her or just leave it. 48 signatures feels kinda lame.
Or what do you guys think?
I think we should find fans in each city she signs up for ITF tournaments, check if they have washing machines, and then be sure Jelena knows we support her by having fans on standby ready to do her laundry when she comes. For this this is the support she needs to concentrate on her come back.