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Jan 19th, 2013, 09:39 AM
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Re: Random Posts/miscellaneous/anything Petra :)
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I need a heart rate stabilizer for my doubles tournament tomorrow. Good lord, I hate doubles.
There will be an attractive young lady called 'Steni'
at the entrance to your locker room with a supply of heart rate stabilisers for you . Currently 'Steni'
is the North American client manager who handles all female
clients in the sports world needing such essential supplies…..
On the eye candy front : For male spectators (and also certain female spectators)seeing doubles is more enjoyable, as they get to see two girls
running around on court lunging at balls in there ‘barely there’
…so you really should not be complaining about doubles
… you should be looking forward
to your double matches and making sure you have your best ‘barely there’
outfits on display….
Over the Christmas break I was killing myself with laughter
when my cuz’s daughter who plays tennis for her college team in NYC recounted the details of their female coach who is not ‘straight’ paying them far too much of attention
not just during practice sessions, coaching and during matches but also in the locker rooms
just trying to imagine / picture 'you' in such a situation…
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