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post #36 of (permalink) Old Dec 20th, 2012, 05:39 PM
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Re: Who is your favourite Chris Evert Husband?

Originally Posted by Helen Lawson View Post
Fantastic thread. This is the best off-season one ever.

Hard not to go with Andy.

Please, will someone start one with favorite gal-pal of Martina. Rita Mae Brown, Judy Nelson, etc. Equal rights means equal time!
Hel! Long time no insult. I thought I was banned from here until they sent me a birthday message. They must be using my American birth certificate. My new Papua New Guinean one has me at 42 this year.

As for Chrissie, she woulda stayed with John longer but he was such a porn freak! He loved it. When Chrissie was winning her last Wimbledon he was in a sex shop in London and that was the marriage pretty much up. Then add the fact Chrissie didn't like monogamy. I'm not saying Chrissie was a slut, but she's had more pricks than Courtney Love's heroin vein!

Can we talk?!

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

Ricki Lake and Oprah Winfrey have gained and lost 300lbs between them over the years - that's one whole Kirstie Alley!
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