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post #205 of (permalink) Old Dec 12th, 2012, 07:23 PM
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Re: 1992

Pardon me, this is a holdup
The Miami Herald
Thursday, July 2, 1992

WIMBLEDON, England -- I've been waiting for 12 years to see something really nasty happen in this tiny village, and the only place it happens is on the tennis courts.

On-street manners here can only be described as totally awesome.

When I walked to a bank to cash some travelers checks, I found a sign on the bank door: DUE TO THIS MORNING'S OCCURRENCE, THE BANK WILL NOT BE OPEN THE REMAINDER OF TODAY.

I asked an old lady across the street what happened, and she said, "There was a holdup this morning, but the two men in ski masks were quite gentlemanly, I am told."
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