Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Self-made gilded cage
Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
Okay, I’ll go, but we can’t go on any fast rides. I ruptured my spleen on a merry-go-round once and nearly died!
Well, it was a very big merry-go-round. And then, once I did the milk bottle toss and blew out my rotator cuff.
What’s the longest you’ve gone without hurting yourself?
I once went 47 minutes and 18 seconds. Then I ate a Pink Thing and stabbed myself in the face with the stick! I nearly died!
MIRJANA LUCIC-BARONI ☢ | SAM STOSUR ☯ | MARTINA HINGIS ♚ | DANIELA HANTUCHOVA ✯ | MADISON KEYS ☢ | OLGA PUCHKOVA ❤
Don’t squander the gold of your days listening to the tedious, trying to improve the hopeless failure, or giving away your life to the ignorant and the vulgar. These are the sickly aims, the false ideals of our age.
Did you just compare me to Wozniacki? - Legend