So, its that time of year again where I dissapear for 4 weeks, therefore we need a new temp captain, who did we use last time? Makki I think, who hasnt had "a go" yet?
Who wants to spend the next month trying to keep the BGO fed and happy?
Seems to me Bruce hasnt had a go yet but can I trust him to not spend the next month sending non sensical politcal transmissions ever 5 mins?
I think I can, plus its time he stepped up for a bit.
Ergo, I will proclaim Bruce as the acting Captain of the SS Dementieva until early October, treat her well and she will look after you, but if you dont, she will bite you in the ass big time, not to mention what the BGO will do, or me for that matter.
Rix will be your second in command, when hes sober of course, and I am sure we can rely on anyone else to step in should trouble occur ( it will) .
Alenyaa seems a tad quiet lately, hope Lena hasnt finally finshed him off or thrown him overboard, but I am sure he can provide good back up.
Also, seems to be a hight temp warning on principle diesel number 4, so I am shutting it down for a while so repairs can take place, this means closing of some redundant decks for a while, it will be dark there, Lena likes the dark, Lena misbehaves in the dark, she hides in the dark, you have been warned......
Seriously,I'm almost moved to tears here;nobody EVER trusts me with heavy machinery
...okay,Cap,I swear that we won't have anything even remotely political
.....Have an AWESOME vacation
Rix,I don't know the first damned thing about boating except how to NOT get seasick,so I'll be counting heavily on your nautical knowledge
However,I already have a good plan in effect to generate more income for the food and repair budgets;it has tested extremely well with my publicity field agents.Does anyone recall that avy where there was a porn star,with the vaguest resemblance to Elena,making a lascivious pose?Well,I used that pic as the cover for the first-ever ED Lingerie and Swimsuit Calendar.The word 'wannabe' is written in microscopic print right before Lena's name so that we'll have legal cover.Unless someone happens to have a magnifying glass in his hand at the checkout counter,he'll never notice our disclaimer.Sure,word will eventually get out about our scam via the internet and other media....but not until we've raked in loads of cash
.....Oh,and I released the calendar thru a phantom holding company so that the scheme can't be traced back to the SSD to ruin our solid reputation or Elena's holy name
Hang your heads in shame, Brits, for being a nation of cowards who won't even protect their own children. UKP=United Kingdom of Pedophiles
Propaganda Director for the Olympic Slam Queen
aboard SS Dementieva
Ste. Kim, we didn't have you for long enough, but we appreciate what you gave us