I hereby solemnly swear to support Lindsay in all her endeavors, both on court and off, and to faithfully defend her good name by giving a verbal ass-kicking to anyone who defies, slanders or questions her character.
I hope Lindsay makes up for her two disappointments last year and dominates from the start with the confidence she's gained from all her amazing tennis. She may think she is undeserving of the number one ranking without a major but we know that's not true and she'll fend off pesky russians in order to show that she is more than deserving of being number one! LINDSAY!
Elena Bovina | Anastasia Myskina | Flavia PennettaFernando Verdasco | Tommy Haas
Q. Give us an update on the kid.
A. Are you serious?