OMG where do I fucking begin? I. HATE. OUR. COMMENTARY.
Seriously, Evert is a joke. First, the other day when she said that Serena won the Mariana-gate match in 04, and that the bad calls went against Capriati. Seriously I relish every time somebody points out that she was nothing more than a glorified pusher of her time. AND SHRIVER RESPONDS "I'm pretty sure Capriati won that match, but it's not important." WTF. WTF. WTF. I have never heard a more biased commentator ever, and that's saying something. I thought she'd add something to these brian dead nimrods, but I was wrong.
And paired today with her partner in crime, the always senile Dick Enberg. I firmly beilieve, in addition to his sheer ridiculousness, is a pervert. Always talking how young and nubile the players are. Side note, but today, since the players are older, he decided to be completely sexually obsessed with Eva: "The beautiful voice of Eva Asderaki in the chair."
Gag me. Ew. You're old. I'm not even gonna get into that.
Carillo, Shriver and MJF? Yeah no.
Cahill is awesome. And Drysdale is okay, and Gilbert makes me laugh even though he's a moron.
Martina Nav on Tennis Channel though --