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post #2296 of 2579 (permalink) Old Jul 2nd, 2014, 11:51 PM
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post #2297 of 2579 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2014, 12:27 AM
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Still like Lisicki and don't like Kivitova as she looks like a slapped arse with a fat belly so there...

Anyways, I am warming to Miss Bouchard right now and hope she wins the whole thing now.
Lis-quit-cki is the only player in history who has defaulted from a match with bruised lips...due to excessively forceful gloss application before the match.

As for Boucharapova, at least she can play well and not embarrass the sport....but she IDOLIZED Maria growing up....and she ACTS sorta cold and phony like Maria, so I think it's just a matter of time before you blow your well-kept secret and admit your hot passionate affair with your Siberian mistress. Have fun persuading Elena to let your gf on board

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Now that the final is set, I'd like to honor the nation with the best Slam by offering a musical number from their greatest singer ever, Sir Enoch Simpson, with his patriotic hymn, "England!England!England!".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVZaTPcLK_A
If anyone has the full, original lyrics to this timeless classic, I'll be forever in your debt

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Well, this final will certainly leave me free to concentrate on the World Cup.

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Lis-quit-cki is the only player in history who has defaulted from a match with bruised lips...due to excessively forceful gloss application before the match.

As for Boucharapova, at least she can play well and not embarrass the sport....but she IDOLIZED Maria growing up....and she ACTS sorta cold and phony like Maria, so I think it's just a matter of time before you blow your well-kept secret and admit your hot passionate affair with your Siberian mistress. Have fun persuading Elena to let your gf on board
Nope cos Bouchard is good looking and Maria is not.

Anyways, they all pale into insignificance compared to Lena, but Bouchard will do on Saturday, just hope she can take Kivitova out.

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Nope cos Bouchard is good looking and Maria is not.

Anyways, they all pale into insignificance compared to Lena, but Bouchard will do on Saturday, just hope she can take Kivitova out.
Well, your opinion is purely subjective cuz there are millions of guys who love Big Masha, too. Another thing they have in common is that both are about as warm as lizards who've spent a couple hours in a meat locker. I just realized that Bouchard reminded me of the female cyborg from Terminator 3....Yeah, on a PURELY superficial level, the view is nice, but you'd get better companionship from a female grizzly who was protecting her cubs.

Petra is dizzy as hell, but she's a far more likable PERSON, and that has to count for something.

Elena was gorgeous enough to justify arrogance, yet she wasn't...and, btw, she ALSO would like to see the full lyrics for 'England!England!England!'...and hear from whence the song originated

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I just realized that Bouchard reminded me of the female cyborg from Terminator 3
MAYBE, and just maybe, I was too rough on Bouchard there. It's just that, during her interviews, she sounds a lot more arrogant American than Canadian(though, according to many, the Quebecois stand out from other Canadians), sort of like one of those self-absorbed gringa actresses....minus the malnourished, heroin-wracked frame, of course. Like I've posted before, it's good that she's a talented player because she can do a whole lot to promote the women's game in a positive way. However, it's appropriate that there's a royal box at Wimby, cuz she got her ass ROYALLY kicked in the final. Still, she's young and likely has more Slam finals in her future.

I was gonna ask who Princess Eugenie was in re the royal family...and then I realized that I didn't give a flying f--k. On the other hand, I'd STILL like to find out where the classic song, 'England!England!England!' came from. Perhaps President Putin could be persuaded to re-institute the "tsardom" on a strictly honorary basis, with Elena as Tsarina and Veronika heir to the throne

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In the near future Bouchard will be number one besides winning multiple majors.
Halep likely will too!
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And I'll still support the far more charming Jo-La instead.


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I want news about Lena and Baby Veronika. Can she hold a racket yet? Is Mommy Vera coaching Lena on raising a perfect daughter? Is Max getting any sleep?

These are important questions.

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Okay, the WTA is in Bad Gastein this week. I'm not sure if they have the resources to host a PREMIER tourney, but even the 2-dimensional photos are so breathtaking that even a rich, Top 10 superstar would enjoy the natural scenery. And an Austrian tourney also means one more special thing---Dirndls. If there are any of you who haven't seen Elena dressed up in that folkloric outfit, then allow me to paraphrase Mr. Miyagi: 'When Elena wear dirndl, there no defense'. I can't recall if it was Vienna or some other event that she played, but she was obviously the highlight of an already-gorgeous player party. I have an image in my mind of a dirndl trio, where Elena is flanked by Cirstea and Barbara Schett;however, that may have been a DREAM and not an actual photo

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It really is beautful out there. Been therre many times and it is one of my favorite tourneys. I'm actually pretty pissed I have to miss it this year.
(but no dirndl party beats the toga party from 2012 )






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It really is beautful out there. Been therre many times and it is one of my favorite tourneys. I'm actually pretty pissed I have to miss it this year.
(but no dirndl party beats the toga party from 2012 )
That region is on my to visit list, been many times to Austria and the western province of Austria Vorarlberg is kinda my second home.. I last visited the country in 2011.. been 3 years already, hopefully will be back someday... the Alps region is one of my fave destinations.. Did loads of hiking there..

Hopefully the tournament will be there for more years to come... because its a fantastic tournament on a fantastic place

I would advise you bruce if you are ever in europe.. visit the alps

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