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Wicki.

Should have opted for Eastbourne. Mighty Jo-La will be there.

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Indeed, Yanina is well-known for her fine assets from the neck down, though her face isn't all that bad, either. If it's any consolation to you, Max, at least Jenny is the Swedish #1...now that Arvidsson has dropped off a bit. Elena had a bit more of a challenge in becoming the RUSSIAN #1 player.

We received stereo rants from Cap'n Ross, but I haven't seen him go off like that since Elena's pre-retirement days, so I'm inclined to believe that he truly had some provocation

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Jo-La is always the Swedish #1, according to the Max rankings.

Lena accumulated so many points in the Max rankings that she is still ranked Number 1 in the world

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Jo-La is always the Swedish #1, according to the Max rankings.

Lena accumulated so many points in the Max rankings that she is still ranked Number 1 in the world
The first part is sort of an underhanded compliment...like bragging about being the #1 ice hockey nation in Saharan Africa.

As for the second part, the WTA admin. and webpage staff would drool all over themselves if Elena even HINTED at coming out of retirement

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Wicki.

Should have opted for Eastbourne. Mighty Jo-La will be there.
Gotthe Eastbourne Tickets and am now ready for the 500 mile round trip to get there.
Have fond memories of Eastbourne, its where I first saw Lena play and of course its where she made off with me writeometer.

Lets hope the powers that be haven't fucked that one up also.

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Gotthe Eastbourne Tickets and am now ready for the 500 mile round trip to get there.
Have fond memories of Eastbourne, its where I first saw Lena play and of course its where she made off with me writeometer.

Lets hope the powers that be haven't fucked that one up also.
Not to ignore your most important point(i.e., your reverie of Elena), but are there lots of Brits who use miles instead of kms??

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Gotthe Eastbourne Tickets and am now ready for the 500 mile round trip to get there.
Have fond memories of Eastbourne, its where I first saw Lena play and of course its where she made off with me writeometer.

Lets hope the powers that be haven't fucked that one up also.
You get to see Jo-La!

You're already 95% of the way to a good time.

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Why is THAT? Is she offering Swedish massages to Platinum Ticket Club members?

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Brits use proper measurements, miles, gallons, pounds feet and inches none of that namby pamby euroy shite....

Having said that, its probably the only place where someone will go to a timber yard and ask for a piece of wood 6feet long by 4 inches wide and 5mm thick..

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Well, I actually enjoy--and even RELATE to--your displays of attitude, Cap'n Ross.....but let's hope that Lena's not offended when you mock her Continental/UN measurement system

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Gotthe Eastbourne Tickets and am now ready for the 500 mile round trip to get there.
Have fond memories of Eastbourne, its where I first saw Lena play and of course its where she made off with me writeometer.

Lets hope the powers that be haven't fucked that one up also.
Have a great time in Eastbourne Ross.. Might get to see my current fave Yuliya Beygelzimer there...

Will be heading out by train to the Topshelf open in Rosmalen once again... Last was 7 years ago and in 2005 when i nearly missed Lena there... its 4 hours back and forth but i dont care.. I think its the best tournament Holland has, Good weather tomorrow so i´ll enjoy some great tennis there... Maybe Rick will go too?

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Brits use proper measurements, miles, gallons, pounds feet and inches none of that namby pamby euroy shite....

Having said that, its probably the only place where someone will go to a timber yard and ask for a piece of wood 6feet long by 4 inches wide and 5mm thick..
In case you haven't caught the bad news yet, Ross, the Swedish juggernaut Larsson was somehow defeated in the 2nd round of qualifying.......so now you'll have to settle for the best of the rest. Another stroke of misfortune for you--and everyone ELSE--is that this is a joint tourney that includes grotesque, hairy-assed tennis. However, if you're extremely lucky, some of the local call girls will have a powerful strain of influenza virus that incapacitates that uglier side of the playing field...and then persuades the tourney organizers to simply cancel the ATP portion of the event

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In case you haven't caught the bad news yet, Ross, the Swedish juggernaut Larsson was somehow defeated in the 2nd round of qualifying.......so now you'll have to settle for the best of the rest. Another stroke of misfortune for you--and everyone ELSE--is that this is a joint tourney that includes grotesque, hairy-assed tennis. However, if you're extremely lucky, some of the local call girls will have a powerful strain of influenza virus that incapacitates that uglier side of the playing field...and then persuades the tourney organizers to simply cancel the ATP portion of the event
Fortunately the hairy assed side gets very little attention there and is very much a side act and even better news, from 2015 the hairy dangly ones will not be there at all, it goes back to being a WTA only event, as it used to be.

Plus a new Nottingham WTA even is being run.

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Apparently my lovely Swede spent too much time at the winebar and arguing calls.

If only she had Lena to guide her.

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Fortunately the hairy assed side gets very little attention there and is very much a side act and even better news, from 2015 the hairy dangly ones will not be there at all, it goes back to being a WTA only event, as it used to be.

Plus a new Nottingham WTA even is being run.
Wow! That's pretty awesome news. I wonder if the new Nottingham tourney has any connection to the infamous Sheriff that we non-Brits have heard all about in the Robin Hood flicks

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