Worshipping the bangs
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Larsson's Player Forum
Re: Elena Dementieva Fans Club Vol 8
Using my new Russian translation skills, I will provide a transcript of what Lena said.
"The first time I went to the Olympics, I had the most adorable bangs and I won a silver medal. Mommy Vera bought me ice cream. I was so proud to represent my country."
"Then I went to China for the Olympics and I won a gold medal. You know what kind of medal Masha has? A silver. Of course, I have one of those, too. Max has a bronze, so together we have a complete set. He's so cute. Anyway, I beat Serena. So yeah, my gold medal is pretty impressive."
"The stupid Russian hockey coach should have had Max on the team, of course. My presence would have inspired the team to fight for Holy Mother Russia like it was the Great Patriotic War, Part II. This is so obvious a child could figure it out. Did I mention I have a gold medal, and Masha has a silver? I did? Oh, well, I think it's worth bringing up again."
"Nothing is more important to me than the Olympic spirit, and by that of course I mean being better at the Olympics than Serena, Masha or Justine. Which I am. Yes, I know this is the only time I have ever shown any sign of having an ego, but I am just very proud of what I have done for my homeland. That's why I actually played Fed Cup matches. My patriotism is for real, and not something that just happens during the Olympics."
"Thank you, and I want to thank all my fans for their many years of support even though I know I drove them crazy with my serve. I hate my serve. Now I have to go by Nastya a pizza. See you later!"
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika
V Squad, The LOB Elite: Vika, Venus and the Mad Viking of Norrland
Jo-La Duchess of Norrland and Bastad
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs