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Ehrm.? Through the Bosphorus then heading about 70 degrees?
Am hoping that you called that correctly; Elena might get a bit testy if we wound up on a coral reef outside of Greenland

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I think quite a few scientists would be very interested should we wind up on a coral reef near Greenland too.

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I think quite a few scientists would be very interested should we wind up on a coral reef near Greenland too.
Is that your subtle way of telling me that coral only grows in warm waters? It's a good thing that Elena didn't hire me for my maritime knowledge

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There's a tournament in Acapulco this week, and Elena would be a MOST welcome visitor to our beaches

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Mexican assblasters on the menu it is then...

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Mexican assblasters on the menu it is then...
It's an honor to have the SS Dementieva in the United States of Mexico(our official name, for those who didn't know)

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There was a photo gallery of former IW champs on the WTA webpage and, though Elena doesn't officially belong to that group, she WAS voted Most Gorgeous runner-up in tourney history

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Does Elena have any picks for the upcoming baseball season? My memory is a little hazy on this, but I thought that she did a promo spot at one of the stadiums once. Whatever the case, it's nice that the BGO chose her husband from one of the sports where steroids aren't such a fundamental part of the landscape

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Mexican assblasters on the menu it is then...
Unlike Acapulco, Monterrey is not a beach, but we could get close enough on the western coast of the Gulf of Mexico, IF Elena wanted to visit us again, to fly her in via helicopter

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I suppose that Julia Boserup has earned a lifetime guest pass on the SSD by showing such good taste and wisdom in naming Elena as her tennis idol

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If only I had a clue who she was, but hell, she can have one anyways.

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If only I had a clue who she was, but hell, she can have one anyways.
She's a rather lovely tall blonde, aged 22, with Danish parents. She grew up in the US but maintains dual citizenship, and she insists that she visits Denmark a lot and feels a strong bond there even though she currently plays under the US flag.

She won the big juniors Orange Bowl title at 17 and, like many gals, is using injuries as an excuse for why she hasn't done better as a pro. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and overlook her choice of flags cuz she seems to be fairly pleasant and, as you've seen, has the ideal role model in the BGO

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Just checking by.. be back soon again... finally computer problem inside wheelhouse and thus connecting to the bridge has been fixed... Nearly took 7 months.. but found the prob.. Lena had been damaging i think for fun one of the main cables causing troubles.. Better take a watch in here then before it happens again.. Basck on duty it is then.. Where's the navigator when you need him don't have clue what our position currently is..

Well bruce i dunno who she is either but indeed like Capt said she's granted one anyways

Oh and happy easter everyone, enjoy searching for the eastereggs.. but watch for Lena she's in one of that modes again aka the hulk one.. wouldn't want to be near her right now.. Have heard her growling lower decks already..

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Right then, Helm! Bring us about and set course, full ahead.
Too late.. but i guess it did go well... H

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Just checking by.. be back soon again... finally computer problem inside wheelhouse and thus connecting to the bridge has been fixed... Nearly took 7 months.. but found the prob.. Lena had been damaging i think for fun one of the main cables causing troubles.. Better take a watch in here then before it happens again.. Basck on duty it is then.. Where's the navigator when you need him don't have clue what our position currently is..

Well bruce i dunno who she is either but indeed like Capt said she's granted one anyways

Oh and happy easter everyone, enjoy searching for the eastereggs.. but watch for Lena she's in one of that modes again aka the hulk one.. wouldn't want to be near her right now.. Have heard her growling lower decks already..
Nice to have you back, Mat. I haven't seen her overall form, so I can't say whether she's the scrawny, malnourished variety or a tall SHAPELY blonde like our BGO, but Miss Boserup certainly has a lovely face and she seems to have at least a half-decent head on her shoulders, judging by her choice of Elena as role model.

I realize that Elena has inflicted pain on many crewhands before...and maybe it's easy for ME to say since I don't have one of those ship-maintenance positions who might draw one of her complaints...but isn't she well worth the trouble after all? Would you rather be on the SS Allaster and get assigned to armpit-hair grooming duty? Or maybe you'd like to perform masseuse duty on the SS Kuznetsova...or be the ship's biographer on the SS Stosur and take hours and hours of notes from Samantha's exciting, charismatic interviews......Yes, all in all, I'd say that we chose well in deciding to serve Elena

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