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Not to mention all the broken bones when folks challenged Lena to the last cake in the cafe....

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Since it's Elena's home tourney,how close can we get to Moscow via water??

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Not very, we used to ferry her in via the ships helicopter.

I believe its a happy birthday to the BGO as well.

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With all due respect,31 just doesn't have the same numerical attraction as nice,round totals like 30,so we're not gonna generate as much adoration for the BGO as we did last year.The upside is that we'll have a lot less guests at the party and,consequently,less cosmetic damage to the ship from drunken revellers.We'll collect best-wishes clips from both tennis folk and Elena-admiring celebs,though,and we'll roll that footage during the party

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Was thinking of taking Lena on a shopping trip to New Yawk, however, due to weather conditions, we will remain at sea until they improve.
According to the radar up here, we will catch the leading edge of the storm so it will get rough, due to having to slow our speed, the stabilisers will be retracted so some rolling is possible.

Anti Sick meds are available in the infirmary and I have closed all access to the upper deck balconies etc.

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Was thinking of taking Lena on a shopping trip to New Yawk, however, due to weather conditions, we will remain at sea until they improve.
According to the radar up here, we will catch the leading edge of the storm so it will get rough, due to having to slow our speed, the stabilisers will be retracted so some rolling is possible.

Anti Sick meds are available in the infirmary and I have closed all access to the upper deck balconies etc.
Is Elena's food supply OK?I've heard that she has a liking for shark meat,so maybe we could dangle Mikey over the side and use him as bait

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Happy birthday, Mikey!!!







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Indeed,happy birthday,Officer Michael,and I've received word that Elena has guaranteed you a Non-beatdown Day....as long as you don't do anything crazy,like grabbing her backside

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Happy Belated birthday...

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To give you fair warning,Mikey: Just because you're getting belated b-day wishes doesn't mean you'll get an extension on that non-beatdown period from Elena

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And now, happy b-day to our First Officer!!

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Thanks! Been a great day with sharing lucky moments with my family. The thing with my sister seems to going forward and looking good, had some positive news from the surgeons and the endocrinologist.. but it stay insecure because there's no real affirmation that all is going to be ok... but that is i've read common by people with cancer and such diseases...

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Thanks! Been a great day with sharing lucky moments with my family. The thing with my sister seems to going forward and looking good, had some positive news from the surgeons and the endocrinologist.. but it stay insecure because there's no real affirmation that all is going to be ok... but that is i've read common by people with cancer and such diseases...
My great-uncle is in hospice care now cuz he could no longer deal with the potent medication for his bone cancer,so your family battle sort of hits close to home for me.Best wishes to your sister,and glad to hear that you've had an enjoyable birthday day with your loved ones

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Indeed, glad you had a great day...

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You're a little late with these greetings,Cap'n.What happened?Were you too busy checking out the CNN interview with your Siberian mistress....or were you just tending to more Elena-induced damage at various spots on board?

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