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Good Olympics indeed, especially for the home athletes!
Thoroughly enjoyed them and as usual Ross is right on the mark there!

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post #902 of 1291 (permalink) Old Aug 15th, 2012, 05:32 AM
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Have suddenly felt the desire to hear Elena sing a song...not sure why...and don't really care if I understand the lyrics or not

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Just the heavenly sound of her voice is enough

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Well,I don't hear Lena's voice anymore now that she's retired and hanging out with her husband so much more,so I've got to use my imagination

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did you ever see the video of her singing lady mermelade??

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did you ever see the video of her singing lady mermelade??
If you're asking ME...and not just the forum in general...then the answer is NO and I'd love to see Elena's performance if you still have a link

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the video of Lena is on my youtube account

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As great as it was to see Elena enjoying herself in that silly diversion,it sounded as if she hardly sang at all.Her male,goofball sidekicks were much more audible.Also,I can't picture her volunteering as a judge for any SSD Idol contests,but we MIGHT be able to offer some nice grand prize--paid for partially by hefty entry fees,of course--such as a free gourmet dinner with Elena and Vera for 1st place in the BGO lookalike contest.We wouldn't insult the winner by telling her that she was a pale imitation of the REAL Queen.....and for the record,any MEN trying to enter the contest in drag will be drenched in walrus blood and thrown overboard to a school of orcas

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There's also this performance to promote Sochi 2014:



They are all lipsynching to a pre-recorded track but you should be able to pick out Lena's voice ( she's one of the few who can sing in tune )
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Okay,I've just seen the new WTA campaign and,even though Elena IS beautiful,we face potential lawsuits if we use that simple truth to promote our stops on the worldwide Lena Goodwill Tour.I'm open to suggestions,but we've got to choose something that's unlikely to be duplicated,such as,'Elena is Heavenly Transcendent,and She will Grace you with Her Presence soon!'.....Just for the record,ticket purchases for the Elena Bridal Exhibition have brought in LOTS of revenue to help with repair costs and food & drink budget

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We need all the dosh we can get what with Lenas cake bills and the ever rising cost of insrance and diesel fuel.

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We need all the dosh we can get what with Lenas cake bills and the ever rising cost of insrance and diesel fuel.
Have found that Elena doesn't undermine our income-collecting efforts when I offer to contribute a portion to her favorite charities

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So, its that time of year again where I dissapear for 4 weeks, therefore we need a new temp captain, who did we use last time? Makki I think, who hasnt had "a go" yet?

Who wants to spend the next month trying to keep the BGO fed and happy?

Seems to me Bruce hasnt had a go yet but can I trust him to not spend the next month sending non sensical politcal transmissions ever 5 mins?

I think I can, plus its time he stepped up for a bit.

Ergo, I will proclaim Bruce as the acting Captain of the SS Dementieva until early October, treat her well and she will look after you, but if you dont, she will bite you in the ass big time, not to mention what the BGO will do, or me for that matter.

Rix will be your second in command, when hes sober of course, and I am sure we can rely on anyone else to step in should trouble occur ( it will) .

Alenyaa seems a tad quiet lately, hope Lena hasnt finally finshed him off or thrown him overboard, but I am sure he can provide good back up.

Also, seems to be a hight temp warning on principle diesel number 4, so I am shutting it down for a while so repairs can take place, this means closing of some redundant decks for a while, it will be dark there, Lena likes the dark, Lena misbehaves in the dark, she hides in the dark, you have been warned......

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Second in command? We'll drink to that...

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