Worshipping the bangs
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Larsson's Player Forum
Elena vs. Helen
In GM, we've seen poll after poll comparing Lena's beauty to other tennis players, a clapped-out, bald ex-singer in rehab and a host of others not even remotely worthy.
All Lenaphiles know, though, that when it comes to all-time beautiful women, it's got to be between Lena, and the other Helen, reputed to be the most beautiful woman on earth, Helen of Troy. It's not easy to compare across the centuries, but there are a few areas we can compare to get an idea.
Helen Elena Edge
No. of ships launched: 1,000 1 Helen
No. of Princes carried
off by: 2 0 Helen
No. of Prince contracts
messed up: 0 1 Elena
Epic poems about 2 0 Helen
Poetry in motion 0 1 Elena
Wars over 1 0 Helen
Flame wars over 0 Countless Elena
Paris success 0 0 Even
Olympics 0 2 Elena
Fanbase Troy Whole
Greece world Elena
So, clearly, Elena pips Helen of Troy to win the title of "All-time Most Beautiful Woman."
(But please get well, Lena, so we can talk about your tennis again).
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
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