So, November the 18th is Alenyaa
's B-day. Did a quick fact-check in our modern Alexandria Library (Wikipedia), and it happens than on this very same day, 7 centuries ago, the alleged episode of William Tell shooting an apple off his kid's head took place.
This got me thinking, wouldn't it be a funny way to entertain the guests at the B-day bash if Lena attempted to rifle a forehand against a certain turtle resting on Alenyaa's head? If she were to hit the jackpot, we could have turtle meat for dessert (I hear it's quite tasty!); if she missed, well, I very much doubt she would purposefuly knock-out the b-day boy unconscious...or, would she?
Anyways, congrats on your anniversary, Alenyaa. In my short stint on this wacky, looney, twilight-zone-like sea-faring vessel, it's amply clear that you're a very funny and witty fella. Hope you enjoy your day, and may many more enjoyable years lay ahead of you!
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Mat, let me take crack at it. From your pics posted on this forum, I'll say you share a certain resemblance with Dutch striker Dirk Kuyt. I imagine Word Life was intent on making that connection. Of course, I could be incorrect.
BTW, I have bad memories of that Kuyt dude. The Netherlands are one of my favorite national teams, and this guy blew what should have been the equalizing goal in the waning minutes of the round of 16 match against Portugal in the WC!