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Re: The Dani's bollocks thread LOL           

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Well thye fact that I may have bollocks doesn't make me lose all my sweetness ......does it???




I don't have "huevos"
I'm still sweet.......yes I'm still sweet
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See my Post 104.

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Re: The Dani's bollocks thread LOL           

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Well thye fact that I may have bollocks doesn't make me lose all my sweetness ......does it???


I don't have "huevos"
I'm still sweet.......yes I'm still sweet
I promise
Yes you are sweet

...Dont smile.
Don't you smile
Youre supposed to wither away with me, so, Juliette...
Please, dont smile
Im paralyzed and you are still alive.
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Re: The Dani IS VERY ASHAMED  NO LOL l THIS time AND I do not have bollocks THREAD 

Paco:

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Yes you are sweet
A sweet femme fatale?
What's next, the proverbial pink flying unicorn?!?

Max:

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(But don't expect me to get your back like this when the Gold Cup kicks off in June: then it's and you to quasar!)
I'm pretty sure that we're gonna fuck it up in the GC, specially with our new "coach".

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Even the Heavenly Realm has taken notice
how thy on-court passion--and off-court kindness,
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Re: The Dani IS VERY ASHAMED  NO LOL l THIS time AND I do not have bollocks THREAD 

Dani,

I totally forgot to name my fave Radiohead songs, i'll name them with the album behind it, in the next post, i'll post my absolute faves, with the clips from youtube

My faves from Radiohead:

- Where I End And You Begin (Hail To The Thief)
- The Gloaming (Hail To The Thief)
- Everything In It's Right Place (Kid A)
- Idioteque (Kid A)
- Like Spinning Plates (Amnesiac)
- I Might Be Wrong (Amnesiac)
- Let Down (OK Computer)
- Exit Music (For A Film) (OK Computer)
- Paranoid Android (OK Computer)
- 2 + 2= 5 (Hail To The Thief)
- There, There (Hail To The Thief)
- I Will (Hail To The Thief)
- Climbing Up The Walls (OK Computer)
- Optimistic (Kid A)
- In Limbo (Kid A)
- Karma Police (OK Computer)
- Electioneering (OK Computer)
- Prove Yourself (Pablo Honey)
- Ripcord (Pablo Honey)
- Vegetable (Pablo Honey)
- I Can't (Pablo Honey)
- Lurgee (Pablo Honey)

Yup i am a Radiohead junkie/fanatic/admirer and proud to be one!

Read about them here for anyone who doesn't know about them : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiohead

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Well here are my fave Radiohead songs with clips of Youtube,

Creep, the first ever hit of them and the strange thing is that it was only a demo that they never would bring out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYWYXcN9KUY

How To Disappear Completely, one of the great songs i love, love the lyrics love the melody, live this song is the best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzcYGyqm7oU

Sit Down, Stand Up, not sure this videoclip is ever made by them but coming from the Hail To The Thief Album (Dedicated to mr. Bush as protest), let you see the bad things we can do with bombs to hurt innocent children and peope, makes you realise many things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEfRPW5n0NI

Street Spirit (Fade Out), Absurdistic clip prob the first with those technics see article about it here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Spirit Thom Yorke said about this song, that he didn't write it, but the song did itself, this is what he said about the song: "Our fans are braver than I to let that song penetrate them, or maybe they don't realise what they're listening to. They don't realise that Street Spirit is about staring the fucking devil right in the eyes, and knowing, no matter what the hell you do, he'll get the last laugh. And it's real, and true. The devil really will get the last laugh in all cases without exception, and if I let myself think about that too long, I'd crack. I can't believe we have fans that can deal emotionally with that song. That's why I'm convinced that they don't know what it's about. It's why we play it towards the end of our sets. It drains me, and it shakes me, and hurts like hell everytime I play it, looking out at thousands of people cheering and smiling, oblivious to the tragedy of its meaning, like when you're going to have your dog put down and it's wagging its tail on the way there. That's what they all look like, and it breaks my heart. I wish that song hadn't picked us as its catalysts, and so I don't claim it. It asks too much. I didn't write that song."
See the clip itself here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPX3u0XJzKM

Fake Plastic Trees, one of my all time fave, a beautiful song, from silent, to booming and then again silent, live this song is prob the best Radiohead song ever made... here are the official videoclip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k04XilcNWVo and the live version from Glastonbury 2003 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkltAgcpa_c

Together with Placebo's Follow The Cops Back Home: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otw13qJGFc0
and Placebo's Blind : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wsR5AbN4S8 live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivGfeWjY1HA
it forms my all time fave song top 7....

Read about Placebo here for everyone who doesn't know bout them: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placebo_%28band%29

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Re: The Dani IS VERY ASHAMED  NO LOL l THIS time AND I do not have bollocks THREAD 

Mat's idea of Nirvana:

A Radiohead video featuring Lena.



Cheers, Merry Xmas and Joyeux Noel, all rolled into one,

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Mat's idea of Nirvana:

A Radiohead video featuring Lena.



Cheers, Merry Xmas and Joyeux Noel, all rolled into one,

Carlos
Yeah, great idea Carlos...

keep on dreaming Mat

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ah good job done! we can call this Dani Ds General Bollocks thread ,where all kinds of stuff can be discussed! damn good idea..

Well we have 8 weeks of no play ,to be honest , we need the rest.. so let the games begin..

I wonder what idiot customers we will get in my shop today? I always get some wonderful dolt at some point , how about the guy I once got in who asked for a see through computer mouse ,when i asked why he wanted one ,he said because he couldnt see what was on the screen behind the one he had now ,I worked out that he was running it around on the bloody screen!!!! dear god , why me!!!
Still remember that i was talking about a Dutch commercial where this actually happened, couldn't find it at first but now i have, pity its in Dutch but it was the best Dutch commercial for 2005...

see here: http://www.ster.nl/ster?nav=vaunLsHC...up=mediaspeler


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See my Post 104.

(But don't expect me to get your back like this when the Gold Cup kicks off in June: then it's and you to quasar!)
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Lets be in peace until June and then we can start to shoot .


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Dani,

I totally forgot to name my fave Radiohead songs, i'll name them with the album behind it, in the next post, i'll post my absolute faves, with the clips from youtube

My faves from Radiohead:

- Where I End And You Begin (Hail To The Thief)
- The Gloaming (Hail To The Thief)
- Everything In It's Right Place (Kid A)
- Idioteque (Kid A)
- Like Spinning Plates (Amnesiac)
- I Might Be Wrong (Amnesiac)
- Let Down (OK Computer)
- Exit Music (For A Film) (OK Computer)
- Paranoid Android (OK Computer)
- 2 + 2= 5 (Hail To The Thief)
- There, There (Hail To The Thief)
- I Will (Hail To The Thief)
- Climbing Up The Walls (OK Computer)
- Optimistic (Kid A)
- In Limbo (Kid A)
- Karma Police (OK Computer)
- Electioneering (OK Computer)
- Prove Yourself (Pablo Honey)
- Ripcord (Pablo Honey)
- Vegetable (Pablo Honey)
- I Can't (Pablo Honey)
- Lurgee (Pablo Honey)

Yup i am a Radiohead junkie/fanatic/admirer and proud to be one!

Read about them here for anyone who doesn't know about them : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiohead


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I like Radiohead but I don't consider myself to be as much as you are.


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btw.....

I forgot to metion that I went to see Lacuna Coil in Staurday(I don't know if that is the correct day in english "domingo" in spanish")

It was great and a little sacry 'cos most of the people were all dress in black and one guy has scars on his face with some blodd still it was pretty scary.......I like that music but I don't "dig" the "dark" idea I don't like to dress up all in black..................even when its my favorite colour its the jeans or black jacket but not all.........and everyone in there wore balck and very balck eyes........................I respect but I have to admit that I was very nervious and I was all crash into the people.
and I better not tell how many "arrimadas de camarn" I felt .


I was very disapointed at the end because they didn't play "falling again" and I die die die for that song



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btw.....

I forgot to metion that I went to see Lacuna Coil in Staurday(I don't know if that is the correct day in english "domingo" in spanish")

It was great and a little sacry 'cos most of the people were all dress in black and one guy has scars on his face with some blodd still it was pretty scary.......I like that music but I don't "dig" the "dark" idea I don't like to dress up all in black..................even when its my favorite colour its the jeans or black jacket but not all.........and everyone in there wore balck and very balck eyes........................I respect but I have to admit that I was very nervious and I was all crash into the people.
and I better not tell how many "arrimadas de camarn" I felt .


I was very disapointed at the end because they didn't play "falling again" and I die die die for that song


That's metal. Everyone dressed in black trying to look like a tough guy. But most of those people are fine (unless they are totally drunk ). No need to be nervous.
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Domingo es sunday Dani

and what kind of ppl did you expect to see in Lacuna Coil?

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I know I know but I was very nervious................................
I respect every single human being in the world 'cos we are all the same but to see many of them that were looking at you like you fucking damned girl why aren't you wearing black it was very scary

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That's metal. Everyone dressed in black trying to look like a tough guy. But most of those people are fine (unless they are totally drunk ). No need to be nervous.
Its metal .
Do you like Lacuna coil????
But I repeat again they were too many but I have nothing to fear rigth


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