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Re: The Dani's bollocks thread LOL           



What means bollocks ?

Nevermind the bollocks
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What means bollocks ?

Nevermind the bollocks
los huevos, won

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Ahhhhhhhh .

Gracias boludo .
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Re: The Dani's bollocks thread LOL           

También "bollocks" es el equivalente británico del "crap" gringo. Cuando alguien está hablando mucha mierda, se le puede responder "That's bollocks!".

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Re: The Dani's bollocks thread LOL           

After being ditched by our Dynamic, Non-Lesbian, Turtle-Crazy, Too-Smart-4-You, Resident Femme Fatale Duo (Mercedes and Dani, of course), a few of us (Word_Life, Alenyaa and Prize Idiot) have formed a Trivia Team, that'll be participating in a mighty contest of wits to be held soon (see thread in "Non-Tennis" section of the boards).

Since this thread is designed precisely to post bollocks of this sort, the idea is to help us decide on a great name for the team. Here are a few suggestions. Feel free to add ideas yourself or comment on which name you like best.

(I think we should go for a funny and wacky--yet cool and witty--one).

--Knights of the Apocalipshit***
--Nuns with Guns
--Brats who Know Squat
--Brains on 'Roids
--Wise 2 the Bone
--Cogito Ergo Fuck
--Bunnies with Condoms
--Carpe Pussy
--In Beer Veritas
--Santa's Minions


And my own personal favorites:

--Charnock's Bollocks
--Sharapova's Dildo

*** Or, alternatively, Fantastic 4 Knights of the Apocalipshit (coz I love the F4!).

Cheers, Merry Xmas and Joyeux Noel, all rolled into one,

Carlos

Cap, since this event is great PR for the ship, Alenyaa will have to be excused from painting duty, so he can duly prepare himself for the upcoming Trivia Challenge, and upheld the SS Dementieva's hard-earned tradition of excellence.

(Don't worry, I'm pretty sure Mercedes and Dani are more than able to cover for him!).

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Russian Aphrodite, ye of the golden smile...and tender lips
Modern day Helen of Troy: No need to launch 1,000 ships
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"Lovely Lena, the Slams are soon a-coming"
Even the Heavenly Realm has taken notice
how thy on-court passion--and off-court kindness,
rekindles hope in the sublime, my Earthly Princess;


Vamos Rafa! Come on Lleyton! Don't let yourselves be Fed-erized!

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Re: The Dani's bollocks thread LOL           

OMG     
Captain what have you done??????
You never told me that Bollocks is has something to do with the bolas, huevos" of the man

i DIDN'T KNOW i SWEAR.....i DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT MYSELF...."TRAGAME AGUA"

I'm sooooooooooooooo ashamed...
OMG     

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i'LL HAVE TO DISSAPEAR FOR A WHILE............(I'm only going to be at my bar with my bitch getting drunk dancing "reggeaton" )


omg.....i'M REALLY REALLY REALLY ASHAMED WITH ALL OF YOU IT WASN0T MY INTENTION

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Re: The Dani IS VERY ASHAMED  NO LOL l THIS time AND I do not have bollocks THREAD 

Announcement 1: Dani's Balls!

Dani just underwent a surgical procedure to remove her hairy, manly bollocks!!!!!. Congrats Dani!!!

Announcement 2: Trivia Challenge

Anyone else interested in participating in the Trivia game? We may have to re-organize our team, since the new and improved Dani (now she doesn't have bollocks!!!) wants to join, and I already had invited her to participate prior to completing the roster.

Now we need 3 Trivia Buffs so we can split into 2 teams of 4 participants each. Any takers?

Cheers, Mery Xmas and Joyeux Noel, all rolled into one,

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Bonita Elena:

Russian Aphrodite, ye of the golden smile...and tender lips
Modern day Helen of Troy: No need to launch 1,000 ships
to inspire our hearts to vibrate in unison...together as one
as you gracefully criss-cross 'round the court...to conquer # 1

Can you hear the Seraphim Chorus joyously chanting:
"Lovely Lena, the Slams are soon a-coming"
Even the Heavenly Realm has taken notice
how thy on-court passion--and off-court kindness,
rekindles hope in the sublime, my Earthly Princess;


Vamos Rafa! Come on Lleyton! Don't let yourselves be Fed-erized!

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Re: The Dani IS VERY ASHAMED  NO LOL l THIS time AND I do not have bollocks THREAD 

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Announcement 2: Trivia Challenge

Anyone else interested in participating in the Trivia game? We may have to re-organize our team, since the new and improved Dani (now she doesn't have bollocks!!!) wants to join, and I already had invited her to participate prior to completing the roster.

Now we need 3 Trivia Buffs so we can split into 2 teams of 4 participants each. Any takers?
If you're that desperate, I wouldn't mind joining in.
Just tell me what to do.
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Re: The Dani IS VERY ASHAMED  NO LOL l THIS time AND I do not have bollocks THREAD 

I'm afraid we're already complete, MK... But thanks for the offer!

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Re: The Dani IS VERY ASHAMED  NO LOL l THIS time AND I do not have bollocks THREAD 

Personally i would like Charnock's Bollocks

but in case Capt doesn't want it Carpe Pussy and Knights of the Apocalipshit don't sound bad either

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i have no probs

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Re: The Dani IS VERY ASHAMED  NO LOL l THIS time AND I do not have bollocks THREAD 

I hope you can understand that I do have some minor issues with being named after our Captain's "huevos"...

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Re: The Dani IS VERY ASHAMED  NO LOL l THIS time AND I do not have bollocks THREAD 

don't worry Dani
at least we learned something new out of it: the meaning of the word 'bollocks'

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Personally i would like Charnock's Bollocks

but in case Capt doesn't want it Carpe Pussy and Knights of the Apocalipshit don't sound bad either
I think you guys are taking the FF thing too further

I love the new thread tittle Dani

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Not to worry, Dani. We all know that, like our beloved Lena, you are a model of virtue, elegance and taste. (No LOL here, either).

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Oh, whatever happened to the sweet, innocent Dani D I once knew?

(Sweet--yes. Innocent? Perhaps. But never, ever boring.)
Well thye fact that I may have bollocks doesn't make me lose all my sweetness ......does it???


I don't have "huevos"
I'm still sweet.......yes I'm still sweet
I promise

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