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Re: The Dani's bollocks thread :lol:

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Re: The Why we don't have a OFF-TOPIC thread???? Thread

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I tried my best i hope its clear now
tHANK YOU i HVE CHNGED THE NAME NOW

I hope it doesn't look bad.......................because of the bad word included

It was the Captain suggestion .

I will cahnge it everytime I want it..........so Dani's bollocks thread won't be the final name


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Last Night i was watching a Chilean film, which was broadcasted on the Dutch TV, called Taxi para tres, do any of our spanish speaking friends, know more about this movie, or give their meanings about the movie? (Word Life?)
Haven't seen the movie, but you can read about it following this friendly link:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0291507/

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I would love to see snow.....I have never seen snow .(not real snow something that we call "helada" some frozen water that fall in the night to make the morning white..........but is not real snow) I want to play with snow
Snow is really nice, specially when it falls overnight and schools are forced to cancel classes the next day. Tuning the TV early in the chillingly-cold morning and being informed that school will be closed for the day is one of the best feelings you'll ever experience in your life!!!

On the downside, if you happen to live with uncles who have a 100 ft. drive- way, well let me just say that shoving all that snow is definitely NOT an enjoyable experience (especially for your poor achy back!!!!).

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BTW is the quetion correct like this:
Why we don't have an off-topic thread?????
or it should be
Why don't we have an off-topic thread?????
No idea why, but the correct form is the 2nd.

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what's bollocks?

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oh dear! what have i done! i should have known better than to plant an idea in Dani D s head!!

Well Mercedes... Bollocks is a word to describe something thats not true ,or makes no sense...such as "everything they said was a load of Bollocks"

Its actually a slang word for the male genitalia otherwise known as testicles ,balls ,plums etc....

so you could say "Lena grabbed Alenyaa by the bollocks and lifted him off the ground"

Also its used as a general swearword such as "Oh Bollocks! I have done another double fault"

so we may here Lena using it perhaps?

I hope this clears it up ,I think its a word only used in the U.K normally..

Its kinda funny seeing it in a thread title tho ,will our Legal Advisor Slokid remove it or let it be? hehe

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Its kinda funny seeing it in a thread title tho ,will our Legal Advisor Slokid remove it or let it be? hehe
Well the thought has crossed my mind, but I'll let it be so far in hope you can find something more appropriate.

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uh oh! look out dudes! power corrupts!!!

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No, if that were the case I would've already changed it.

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uh oh! look out dudes! power corrupts!!!
And absolute power corrupts absolutely, as Lord Acton would say.

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But I'm confident Slokid is the only one among us wise enough to wield and harness such power with fairness and justice.
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Its actually a slang word for the male genitalia otherwise known as testicles ,balls ,plums etc....
Seeing as the thread tile is The Dani's bollocks thread", does that mean that Dani has, how to put it kindly, a set of testicles hangin' down there! PLOP!!!!!

Oh my, this crew is definitely screwed: A femme fatale with male genitalia! This would be great stuff for a South Park episode!

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Oh, whatever happened to the sweet, innocent Dani D I once knew?

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How dare you to talk like that about my Dani, she's a full grown femme fatale now

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oh dear! what have i done! i should have known better than to plant an idea in Dani D s head!!

Well Mercedes... Bollocks is a word to describe something thats not true ,or makes no sense...such as "everything they said was a load of Bollocks"

Its actually a slang word for the male genitalia otherwise known as testicles ,balls ,plums etc....

so you could say "Lena grabbed Alenyaa by the bollocks and lifted him off the ground"

Also its used as a general swearword such as "Oh Bollocks! I have done another double fault"

so we may here Lena using it perhaps?

I hope this clears it up ,I think its a word only used in the U.K normally..

Its kinda funny seeing it in a thread title tho ,will our Legal Advisor Slokid remove it or let it be? hehe
it was pretty clear Cap
and Milan approved so it can't be that bad
*adds bollock to her dictionary*

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I like this thread! A bunch of idiots cropped together! I feel right at home!

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Dani, maybe you could change the title to "The Dani D's General Bollocks Thread".

The current title makes me think you're actually a dude...

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well Ihave just come back from a trip to my Land Rover Dealers , as I have been having battery drain problems with our Range Rover ,so I gave them hell and told them its all Maria fucking Sharapovas fault! if the skinny assed skank hadnt endorsed the bloody things there would be no probs ,told them they shoulda used a real beauty like our Lena not some fake shapeless streak! needless to say they though I was mad ,but they have at least exchanged the Range Rover for a newer one so it musta sort of worked.. Lena for heavens sake ,ditch that dumb german X5 and come and endorse Land Rover Please!!! hehehe

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A full grown femme fatale...with a set of hairy balls to boot!

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