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View Poll Results: What about Elena appeals to you most, appearance wise?
the incredible golden mane 0 0%
those gorgeous, glorious, great, glamorous legs 4 23.53%
her arms (how can they be so strong and so shapely at the same time? 0 0%
No butts about it. Her tushie tops the tour. 1 5.88%
those big, beautiful baby blues (powerful enough to melt a Moscow winter) 2 11.76%
Her smile (lights up a city) 4 23.53%
The abs (just for the cap'n) 0 0%
The supremely perfect, wonderfully proportioned, regal Roman nose 2 11.76%
Her, uh, you know, chest 0 0%
Other 4 23.53%
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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old Nov 10th, 2006, 02:51 PM Thread Starter
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Breaking down the bodaciousness

Well, regardless of today's outcome, our beloved Lena's season is winding down. Since we don't be resulted by her playing tennis, we can concentrate on just how freaking gorgeous she is. So let's break it down. Elena's overall a beauty, but what's the one thing in your mind that elevates her over, say, TOB?

Sadly, due to her current hairstyle, bangs will not be an option.

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Re: Breaking down the bodaciousness

Hmmm. Obviously I was still thinking about bangs and teddies when I wrote that.

I meant "Since we won't be distracted by tennis results, lets . . .

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Other: for me she looks like she's a nice person, all around, that's what i like about her .

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Other: for me she looks like she's a nice person, all around, that's what i like about her .
Of course she is. I don't think any of us are Lena fans just because she's so pretty.

But there's no getting around the fact that she is a major hottie.

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Re: Breaking down the bodaciousness

LEnas character is the best thing first and foremost..
second shes mega intelligent.... most important too..
and well ,she has the most natrually beautiful face I have ever seen..
I also love fit strong athletic girls ,Lena takes that to a whole other level ,but despite having such a powerful body ,she maintains a incredible girly style about her ,she shows girls today its good to be strong and buff ,weighing over 100 pounds is good and having muscles looks great...she loses none of her femininty because of it...in fact it seems to heighten it..

Shes truly something very special indeed and will NEVER be replaced...

so its hard to pick one thing ,but I guess I will go with the legs.. there is some serious horsepower in those thighs ,but they looks sooooooo sweet!!!

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Of course she is. I don't think any of us are Lena fans just because she's so pretty.

But there's no getting around the fact that she is a major hottie.
she's a major hottie i reckon

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I agree with Cap.. While her smile makes me woozy and her tush gives me fever, it's those legs send me into another world...

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That spontaneous, charming, sky-brightening smile, hands down.

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This question is not about her character, wich is magnificient we all know, but physically what keeps me falling in love every time i see her again are, 50% smile, 50% legs, i'll try later to sort them in 51/49 and vote, but i'm in love with both things. Well really i'm in love with the whole thing
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I like and envy her hair...............her hair is pretty she has iot very long and very complete I guess soft too...............and I would like to have that kind of hair(but in black not bolnde)

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The only legitimate and intelligent response is "all of the above."


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