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To all crewmembers: Please inform mc8114 on Alenyaa

Can I have your attention, please?
Following the latest chapter in my neverending archive of impulsive behaviour (see SS Dementieva), I have created this thread for you in order to inform one of our new crewmembers on the ship's resident village idiot: me!

So, to all ye who wish to have their say, knock yourselves out! Don't hold back, because we want the description to be as complete as possible! Only then can mc8114 righteously decide whether she will believe in me when the fate of the world falls into my hands, or whether she'll huddle into a corner and turn into only a shadow of her former self!

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Can't wait to see the posts in this thread

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Actually I'm very curious to find out as well

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Alyenaa: a guy who likes to tease everybody, but doesn't like to be called Lady Alenyaa

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where to start ,where to start....

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Not that I'm a crew member or anything, but isn't Alenyaa a girl?














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ummmm no he aint ,but there as been rumours ,although I have seen pix ,theres no gaurantee "hes" showing the correct ones.... after all hes been known as LAdy alenyaa at times... but I am sure hes a hairy assed dude ,i really am...

Well what else to say? well he writes great stories ,loves making me look like an asshole (not difficult) ,once happened to "see" Lena when she was leaving her hotel in belgium earlier this year ,he just happned to be walking past as she was leaving ,yeah right!! try walking round and round the block for 4 hours till she emereged!!

despite his many foibles ,we are all rather fond of our "lady Alenyaa" and wouldnt have him any other way....

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where to start ,where to start....

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Well what else to say? well he writes great stories ,loves making me look like an asshole (not difficult)

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once happened to "see" Lena when she was leaving her hotel in belgium earlier this year ,he just happned to be walking past as she was leaving ,yeah right!! try walking round and round the block for 4 hours till she emereged!!
so he's a Lena stalker

All good, but i'm not getting the Lady Alenyaa joke

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You're the village idiot?

Pfft, you don't even have the word idiot in your username

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so he's a Lena stalker

All good, but i'm not getting the Lady Alenyaa joke
Don't believe those delerious stories of the Captain, that's really what happened!

And as for the Lady Alenyaa joke: Andy (Pitubellybutton) once started to call me Lady Alenyaa, but I actually can't remember why exactly
Maybe Andy remembers.

And uhm... I kinda expected your answers to be a bit more provoqing (sp?)

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You're the village idiot?

Pfft, you don't even have the word idiot in your username
That's because I only PRETEND to be one

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Security?!

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And uhm... I kinda expected your answers to be a bit more provoqing (sp?)

here's what we got so far: 4 referrals

1. Andy: said you're a teaser (no surprise here),

2. The Cap himself: he didn't know where to start to much lawn to cut i guess ,

3. Chris: who thought you were a woman and

4. Rudy: who felt you were stealing his identity 'cause apparently he thinks he is the village idiot

Sorry, but i need more info to make my choice

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Well come on, everyone! There should have been a thousand replies to thread already!

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Well come on, everyone! There should have been a thousand replies to thread already!
Yeah, i mean just 4, i expected more hype from people towards you

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