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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 03:15 PM Thread Starter
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Everything I needed to know about life I learned from being a Lena D. fan . . .

Everything I needed to know about life I learned from being a Lena D. fan . . .

People will still love you even when you fail

It's okay to be nervous sometimes (like when you're serving)

Working hard may not guarantee victory, but it will give you a really nice tushie

The best way to be popular is not to try to be popular

Large slabs of chocolate are a good thing

Never, ever give up

Blue jeans are the basis of any good wardrobe

Reading Tolstoy can be fun

ALWAYS be nice to Mom

The baseball cap rule is 100% true*



Feel free to add more . . .


*(The baseball cap rule is one espoused by a friend of mine that says the true measure of a woman's beauty is how good she looks with no make up and a baseball cap thrown on because she hasn't had time to fix her hair.)

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one more

no matter how bad things get ,and how bleak it looks ,things can suddenly get very much better.

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To both of you

I will try to send mine tomorrow but Max seems to know all I'm thinking



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Strength and Beauty are not mutually exclusive.

One weakness does not a failure make.

There's no place like home.

"I thought I played well ,I just finished at the wrong time!"

Elena AFR!!!

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Originally Posted by miffedmax
Working hard may not guarantee victory, but it will give you a really nice tushie


*Everything I needed to know about life I learned from being a Lena D. fan . . .

Just watching tennis instead of playing it can make you sweat.

Heart attacks are natural phenomena.

Thank you, Elena

Jelena Dokic, Tsvetana Pironkova, Caroline Wozniacki
Daniela Hantuchova, Gisela Dulko, Julia Görges

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