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View Poll Results: Who would give you the worst thrashing if they knew what you're thinking about Lena
Maxim--hey, that's his girlfriend you're drooling at 1 6.67%
Mommy Vera 9 60.00%
Lena herself 2 13.33%
None of them. I'm as sweet and pure and good as Lena herself 3 20.00%
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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old Aug 14th, 2006, 07:41 PM Thread Starter
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If they knew what you were thinking . . .

We all know that Lena is as virtuous as they come. Sadly, the same is not true for me, and probably not for most of her other male fans, and some of the female ones, (even the straight female ones).

So I was thinking. Who would you least like to face if he or she knew what you were thinking when you look at, oh, say that shot of Lena serving at Wimby that got posted a while back?

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mommy Vera, no doubt about it.
you know, she's dating a big hockey player, not a violin player Maxim has the guts to face the wrath of mommy Vera.

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Mommy Vera for sure.

Max would probably just say "hey, I can't blame you"

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prob vera ,but checking out Lenas latest pix ,i would sooner take my chances with Maxim than Lena herself a good thrashing from the Golden Goddess would be very painful indeed!

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mommy Vera, no doubt about it.
you know, she's dating a big hockey player, not a violin player Maxim has the guts to face the wrath of mommy Vera.

You play the violin I did not knew.....................I play the viloin too .

Viloin kick ass the best of the best .

I'm saving money to buy me a barry marcus(my fav. viloins) 'cos I had one but it broke now I'm playing with my mariachi violin(llike those ugly ones that the mariachis use...........the colour is so horrible ).

I still have lot to save........I need to stop buying stupid things and start save money ...............................or I'll have to wait until my birthday ....................................yes I'll do that.


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I voted for the last option ' cos I do not have nasty/perverted/wicked tougths about her so Maxim doesn't have a reason to kick my ass and mommy Vera doesn't have a reason either so.

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I think I missunderstood Santi's coment rigth.................................
He doesn't play the violin............................................ .....or he does????

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no, I don't play the violin
I only know three or fours guitar chords

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no, I don't play the violin
I only know three or fours guitar chords

I misunderstood your coment ............I did not read it correctly .

I do play it and I suck at it .

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I don't like the guitar.

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Oh, DD, you know I put that last option in just for you

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mommy vera, duh!

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I somehow could not imagine Andy playing a violin!!! hehe but I CAN imagine DaniD playing one!! I am in awe ,its a very hard instrument to play ,i play the keyboard but thats easy compared to a violin!!

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Oh, DD, you know I put that last option in just for you
thank you It was the correct one for me

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I somehow could not imagine Andy playing a violin!!! hehe but I CAN imagine DaniD playing one!! I am in awe ,its a very hard instrument to play ,i play the keyboard but thats easy compared to a violin!!
I can't imagine Andy playing a violin either .
And yes violin its hard to play but its beautiful.............at first when I was in my firsts classes I got really frustrated 'cos I couln't even hold the violin correctly and my teacher was son of a b**chhe was always preaching me, yelling at me so I dropped out from there and I went to other place where the teacher this time was a girl and with her I've learn a lot and she was very patient to me I still keep in touch with her .

Keyboard I like that one too each instrument has his thing. I think there is no easy instrument.

At least we do something else than only worship Lena .

We(Lena fans) are so cool and musicians we should put a band together "Lena's Slaves" .


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I can't imagine Andy playing a violin either .
And yes violin its hard to play but its beautiful.............at first when I was in my firsts classes I got really frustrated 'cos I couln't even hold the violin correctly and my teacher was son of a b**chhe was always preaching me, yelling at me so I dropped out from there and I went to other place where the teacher this time was a girl and with her I've learn a lot and she was very patient to me I still keep in touch with her .

Keyboard I like that one too each instrument has his thing. I think there is no easy instrument.

At least we do something else than only worship Lena .

We(Lena fans) are so cool and musicians we should put a band together "Lena's Slaves" .

Both my sisters played violin as well, my older sister plays violin in a small local underground band now, her BF is the singer

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