Worshipping the bangs
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Larsson's Player Forum
You need to compile the really important Elena stats:
1. Number of heart attacks given to her fans
2. Total milage of hair lost by her fans
3. Number of male hearts broken when it became clear she really is involved with Maxim
4. Pairs of blue jeans bought in 2006
5. Number of times fans have exclaimed "Man, what a BABE!"
6. Number of bones Mommy Vera would have broken if she knew what some of Elena's fans were thinking
7. Number of incoherent posts by me about her bangs
8. Number of times Corswandt has proposed making Elena Queen of Europe
Nah, just kidding. Very interesting stats. Thanks for sharing.
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
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