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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old Mar 18th, 2006, 01:37 AM Thread Starter
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Elena Facts

Inspired by her win today and all the superlatives used to describe her, I thought a thread of Elena facts similar to the ones about Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel might be fun.

Anyway, I'll start, and hopefully others will contribute:

- Elena eats iron nails for breakfast.
- Elena does not do push ups. She actually pushes the world down.
- Elena once injured another player just by looking at her.
- Elena once played 10 three set matches in a row without any eating, drinking or resting

And you get the idea...

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old Mar 18th, 2006, 01:40 AM
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Elena doesn't just play tennis with Harry Potter. She comes back from 6-2, 5-2 down to eat Harry Potter for breakfast. Fuck Hogwarts, Elena's got balls of steel.

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Elena should try a 3-setter with Roger...she'll surely trash him

Go LenaD !!
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Should you find yourself in the 3rd set with Elena ,then walk quietly over to your chair ,put your racket in your bag ,acknowledge to the umpire that its pointless you remaining on court any more and meekly leave the stadium.

Should you findyourself 6-0 5-1 up and 40-0 up ,then PANIC! Elenas got you right where she wants you and you aint gonna win another game.

Elena gets psyched up for her match my bending 1 inch thick steel bars over her thighs and popping footballs between them

She once won an armwrestle.......against a back hoe / JCB / Earthmover

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