Being a Lena D fan has . . . - TennisForum.com

View Poll Results: Being a Lena D fan has caused me to . . .
actually require defribullation by emergency personnel 6 15.79%
lose most of my hair/go completely gray 4 10.53%
throw up 1 2.63%
suffer from nausea and sweaty extremities during matches 17 44.74%
develop a nervous tick (especially when serving--you or her) 21 55.26%
pray to the deity of your choice, asking to become a Kim or Serena fan 3 7.89%
hallucinate 7 18.42%
roll on floor in fetal position, moaning 11 28.95%
offer limb or important organ in return for Lena please not DFing a key point 6 15.79%
put your nose up to TV screen and scream "Are you trying to kill me you glorious blonde bitch!!!" 17 44.74%
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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old Oct 19th, 2005, 06:10 PM Thread Starter
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Being a Lena D fan has . . .

Oh, the stress and travails of following our beloved Elena "7-6 in the third is my favorite score" Dementieva. It is definitely hazardous to one's health. Which, if any, of the following has afflicted you during Elena's matches?

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buts she rocks doesnt she!

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She's more addictive than crack.

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Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
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She's more addictive than crack.
exactly why I thinking of
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and causes more damage too!

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She's more addictive than crack.
I've never tried crack and the same for Lena D

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I've never tried crack and the same for Lena D
I wouldnt mind either though

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I wouldnt mind either though
Try crack (easier to get) and you might get LenaD...

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Try crack (easier to get) and you might get LenaD...
Or think you did. Or maybe that would be LSD . . .

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5 out of 10, is that good? or i'm completely insane?? anyway, i wouldn't choose any other way, she's the bestest!!!

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DEFINITELY the nervous tick before serving. Whenever I have a bad serving day I definitely start throwing in consecutive double faults a la Dementieva

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Being a Lena D fan has caused me to . . .
-suffer from nausea and sweaty extremities during matches
-develop a nervous tick (especially when serving--you or her)
-put your nose up to TV screen and scream "Are you trying to kill me?"
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I am always getting nervous when she's serving, especially during a third - set tiebreaker.

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I am always getting nervous when she's serving, especially during a third - set tiebreaker.
Yeah, it's true

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Oh, the stress and travails of following our beloved Elena "7-6 in the third is my favorite score" Dementieva. It is definitely hazardous to one's health. Which, if any, of the following has afflicted you during Elena's matches?
For me, it's very difficult to watch her matches. Especially in a 3rd set. I prefer to watch taped matches where I already know the result.

She's had some miraculous wins, 7-6 in the 3rd. But she's also had some tough losses too... 7-5 in the third 3 times this year in slams. Also last year at Wimbledon, same result.

You win some, you lose some.

But I tend to get sweaty palms watching her. I woke up real early to check on my downloads, and saw the score, then went back to bed... found I couldn't sleep (that was the Capriati USO 04 match -- and you haven't seen the Fed Cup doubles final yet...). Couldn't watch, yet couldn't get my mind off it. Then I start sweating. Even when I don't have TV coverage and I can only see live scores... I find that for the duration of the match, until I know the outcome, I can't do any work, or get my mind off it. Sometimes I wish I wasn't a tennis fan at all.

ARGH Lena.. the things you put me through...
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