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post #1 of 27 (permalink) Old Jul 31st, 2005, 12:49 PM Thread Starter
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What will be the score if you play against her?

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i think i will lose 6-2 6-0 , those two games are LenaD losing her serve to love

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well i cant play tennis so like ED says I will get poss one game due to lena letting me have one! then again ,shes serving less dfs so maybe not! 6-0 6-0 then.

Honestly i couldnt see any non pro player getting any games off her unless she gifts them,shes more powerful than any non pros I have ever seen ,men or women,and even her serve,whilst not good in the upper levels of the pro game is gonna be 1000s times better than most club players and those forehands? well forget it ,shes gonna kick ya ass!

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Guess i'll get a double bagel against Lena, losing twice 0-6 0-6, maybe i can win one game but her groundstrokes are too damn fast for me

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For sure it will be 0-6 0-6.
MAybe if Lena will be nice I win 1 game

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6-0, 0-6, 6-0

oh yeah, upset of the year

nah...i'd lose love and love

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I've never lost to anyone 6-0, 6-0 so I'd like to believe I could get a game just on the fact that Elena might double fault on the very unlikely chance that I might get the score to be 30-40 on Elena's serve. I'll wake up from my dream now.
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you'll not lose 0-6 0-6 anyway Lena will serve 4 DF in a row

well jk we all know that LenaD has improved her serve a lot *but not in big matches*

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*but not in big matches*
Unfortunately you're true E.D
IMO I would lose 0/6 0/6 depends on Lena's day :P if she could play like she did against Dulko in Canada I could win a game

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0-6, 0-6, and hopelessly in love.

Seriously, the guys around here wouldn't even be able to keep an eye on the ball long enough to make any calls (assuming it's a friendly game with no officials) let alone try and return it.

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Elena will probably win 7-6, 6-7, 7-6, since I'm just as bad on my service game, so there won't be one single hold of serve...just breaks
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Since I don't play tennis I would lose 6-0, 6-0.

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RE: Elena's serv

Guys, there is a rumor that some guy who thought he was a pretty good player managed to get a bet that if he could return an Anna K. serve, she'd have to got out with him. She aced him 4 straight times.

Like I said in GM, I once played on a court adjacent to two women ranked in the 80s-90s. Even if you've watched a pro match up close, you really have no idea how hard and accurate the pros hit unless you've hit against one (I haven't) or hit next to one and seen what their shots are doing versus what your shots are doing. Trust me, you aren't even going to SEE 90% of what is coming at you from a Top 10 player.

I know we're just joking around, but your chances of taking a point, let alone game off Lena are but about as good as my chances of becoming the main Max in her entourage.

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I am with Max on this one ,I saw some gals practicing at eastbourne ,Sprem ,and a few other top 100 players ,neither of them anywhere near Elenas build or strength and the balls were flying! absolutely rocketing ,compared to players I have seen at local courts ,its a whole different thing.

It would be possible to get a point of Elena purely by shes bound to hit a DF at some point ,but you certainly aint gonna out hit her ,she may be a "girl" and some guys out there fancy their chances ,but htis aint no ordinary "girl" this ones 6 feet tall and very strong and fast ,so ,no chance unless you are a pro player ya self!

But my god!! Wouldnt it be fun to have a go anyways!!!

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I saw Andy Roddick on a practice court at the US Open last year just absolutely killing the ball. Yeah, he's Andy Roddick, and yeah, he was trying to hit it as hard as he could just goofing around, but you really have NO idea what it's really like until you are either watching right there in person or at the receiving end of one of those pro hits. I'm sure most could get a racket on the ball sometimes, maybe score a point ... bottom line -- get practicing!
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maybe I could hit an ace
but in a squash match, um, I serve & volley really well!

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