What could lessen your admiration for Lena ? - TennisForum.com
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Elena clearly cheating to win a match. 7 23.33%
Elena coming out. 1 3.33%
Elena giving a slap to her opponent after a defeat. 2 6.67%
If a sex home video featuring Elena is released. 3 10.00%
Elena convinced to take drugs. 6 20.00%
Elena declaring she only plays for money. 1 3.33%
Nothing at all ! 10 33.33%
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post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old May 10th, 2005, 09:30 AM Thread Starter
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What could lessen your admiration for Lena ?

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What could lessen your admiration for Lena ?

(don't be scared, most of the following answers will never become true ! )

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When we were younger, if I lost to her I wouldn't talk to her for a couple of days, but now I play against Russian players almost every week, so I'm kind of used to it. (Elena on Myskina)
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What means "Elena coming out"?
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Well unfortunately the stability of the Universe depends on my admiration of Lena ,thus,its therefore impossible for that admiration to diminish in any way,as should that happen the time space continuum would cease to maintain temporal cohesion and begin to fold backwards ,and that could be a severely serious for the universe as a whole..

So , in a nutshell!! IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!

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Cap'tain, your faith in Lena is really impressive !!!!

Ässä, "coming out" means revealing your homosexuality (no, no, not YOUR homosexuality, LOL)

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When we were younger, if I lost to her I wouldn't talk to her for a couple of days, but now I play against Russian players almost every week, so I'm kind of used to it. (Elena on Myskina)
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Nothing AT all, i don't give a damn if one of those things woulda happen, i would still love Elena very much

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Well unfortunately the stability of the Universe depends on my admiration of Lena ,thus,its therefore impossible for that admiration to diminish in any way,as should that happen the time space continuum would cease to maintain temporal cohesion and begin to fold backwards ,and that could be a severely serious for the universe as a whole..

So , in a nutshell!! IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!
totally agreed Mr. Capt, see my post

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Well I think that I'm TOO much in love so nothign at all
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I really can't see any of the posited scenarios coming true.

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one senario that SHOULD have been added was....

"Elena Beating the living crap out of the umpire after YET another unfair line call"

I almost WOULD have liked to see that scenario comming true!!

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Bad memories of Charleston, Captain?
I guess I would be really disappointed in her if she would take doping or any other performance-enhancing drug. Especialy because she is so keen on fairplay herself, she would really let me down if she decided to break her own word.

But let's be realistic, I'm sure that will absolutely never come to pass. She's a one-off player and therefor would never do that.

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If she slapped an opponent after a defeat.

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Bad memories of Charleston, Captain?
I guess I would be really disappointed in her if she would take doping or any other performance-enhancing drug.
As anyone who's seen the Capt's Hulk picture can attest, Lena needs "performance enhancing drugs" like I need another five pounds of flab around my waist.

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Indeedy!! Max , Lena is certainly not indeed of any help whatsoever in that department!!

Nothing would put me of Lena one bit ,absoutely nothing!! well ,maybe if she said her real name was frank ,she used to be a welder and the operation is due sometime next year ,but it would have to be as bad as that!!

Lena is a totally rare jewel of humanity ,extremely talented and beautiful, but totally grounded and real!!!

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I really can't see any of the posited scenarios coming true.
I agree...but if she cheated, I'd lose respect for her.

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