Worshipping the bangs
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Larsson's Player Forum
Things you will never hear Lena say . . .
Okay, this is a thread that's popping up in other forums (well, Nastya's and JHH's anyway) and it can be kind of funny. So here goes . . .
Things you will never hear Lena say:
"Moscow is okay, but it's just too cold. I'm moving to Florida."
"After I retire from tennis, I'm going to start acting. Of course, what I really want to do is direct."
"I don't care about my ranking as long as I'm the cutest player on the tour. Nothing is more important than my status as the WTA's number one sex symbol."
"I was giving Andy some pointers on improving his serve, and I just all of a sudden noticed he is sooooooo hot."
"I'm going to Disneyland."
"Man, I went all Pete Townsend on that racket, didn't I?"
"Let's face it, Anastasia owns me. I'm like her b**ch or something."
"Olympics, Schmolypics. I'm only in it for the money."
"No, no. The Max I'm dating isn't the hockey player, he's the one who hangs out at wtaworld."
"Sveta and I are like sisters, always borrowing each other's clothes, makeup, cough medicine, whatever."
Anyway, I hope you enjoy and please add more.