Re: Andrea Paredes will get a WTA ranking!!!
I guess you just can't make up that shit.
"In order to contact us like a potential client you must have a minimum of cash asset of ten millions USD". Yes, because clearly people who have 10 millions will trust such a professional website instead of flying themselves to New Zealand to open a bank account.
Also this: "We focus on the New Zealand Finance Company which is not subject to supervision by the Reserve Bank of New Zealand". I like how the website doesn't even bother to hide the purpose of opening a bank account offshore, especially as clients must have at least 10 millions.
What a crazy bitch.