OMG this is the first time anyone's ever quoted me in an article!
The writer was wrong about one thing though. There are six
female Gold badge umpires: Eva Asderaki, Alison Lang, Lynn Welch, Mariana Alves, Louise Engzell and Kerrilyn Cramer. Alves is also a Gold badge referee, believe it or not.
Someone on Twitter says we should make a church.
I'm already a convert