We`ve been talking about food here for some days.
We all know that Julia loves jokes, she retweeted one yesterday.
She seems not to demand a high standart there, so what joke would you tell her to make her laugh or at least smile.
In Germany there are tons of jokes about blondes. Some of them are pretty sweet.
Julia is brunette so you are not in danger to compromise her.
Hard to choose, I`d take this one.
Two blondes are sitting on a tree and are cutting away the branch where they sit on.
A guy comes across and says - That`s not good, sweeties, you`d better stop it.
The blondes laugh and say wisely, "Shut up, you know as much about it as the man on the moon.
So they carry on and it comes as it has to come. The branch with the blondes crushes down on the ground and they lie around with broken bones.
The previous guy comes across again.
Whispers the one blonde to the other. "Psst watch, he`s here again, the fortuneteller."
And now you may laugh