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post #571 of 692 (permalink) Old Apr 29th, 2013, 01:54 PM
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It's hard to think clearly,folks,when dealing with a family health crisis,but some things seem kinda simple: In real life,if my jobless neighbor is playing his stereo too loudly during the workweek at 3 am...and then refuses a polite request to turn it down...then I can kick him in the teeth,walk up in his house and stick a knife in his speakers and shred them...letting the police sort things out later if he chooses to complain to them.

Here at TF,though,people--some of whom are quite cowardly--can hide behind the anonymous safety of a poster name,so the mods are the only arbitrators in some cases.Even so,in seven years,I've never once made any attempt to punish another poster or get him/her banned.To me,that's much worse than asking mods to block/delete posts that fill the threads with irrelevant clutter...such as men's tennis...and no one gets punished at all unless he/she acts like a hardhead and ignore the mod's directive.If Petra played Monterrey,for example,I doubt that any of you would enjoy it if I kept posting,over and over,photos of dead bodies,victims of narco-crime,in Monterrey...with the excuse/pretext that Petra was playing there.....I doubt that Petra will come to Monterrey if she read about the big casino massacre,though

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Oh,and if you EVER get a set of balls and happen to be coming thru the Southwest,vengase puto(you know who you are)

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Breaking News : Hello K(v)itty, is a symbol of the Devil!

http://www.bubblews.com/news/471290-...-polish-priest

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Breaking News : Hello K(v)itty, is a symbol of the Devil!

http://www.bubblews.com/news/471290-...-polish-priest

Actually,this story has been known for quite a while,Paul.I heard a Mexican elementary-school girl give a school report on that last year,and my gf--who's a huge fan,as you know--has long since known all about that,too.Still,it's also nice to hear from you,Paul

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I made something for livescore thread

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I made something for livescore thread

Good work, Paul!
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I made something for livescore thread
As usual,awesome imagination,Paul...but who's the dark-skinned lady??Is that supposed to be a rapidly-aging Serena who's suffering the consequences of a broken,magical picture,a`la Dorian Gray?

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Okay,this was just too much,so I had to post it here....There was a lot of criticism,some of it understandable,when Caro was #1,but now there's going to be a new member of the Top 5 next week,Errani,and I wanted to post her W/L record vs. the current Top 5(am not sure which player is dropping out on Monday).

Vs. Serena 0-5
Vs. Maria 0-4
Vs. Vika 1-6
Vs. Aga 1-6
Vs. Li 0-5

The win over Vika came at Moscow 2008 when Vika was 18,and the win over Aga came back in 2006;overall,that's 2-26,or a winning percentage of 07.1%.If you set aside the two fluke victories,when Vika and Aga had barely left Juniors,virtually all of the 26 losses were straight-setters.I can't recall the last time that the gulf between ONE member of the Top 5 and the rest of them was so huge.There have been whispers of PED use by Errani cuz either her coach or trainer--I forget which--has a long history of affiliation with banned athletes.However,there hasn't been any damning evidence yet so we can't openly accuse Sara of misdeeds.To be fair,she seems like a sweet,pleasant gal,and I'm glad that she's getting to live out her dreams as a tenista....That H2H above,though,is REALLY something else

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By now,many of you have heard of our reputation as thieves,but I've got to ask: Are other countries driving music stores out of business because the citizenry only steals music off the internet and never actually BUYS it??

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By now,many of you have heard of our reputation as thieves
We steal everything

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Marilyn Monroe's photos for Prague exhibition stolen
http://stcommunities.straitstimes.co...ibition-stolen
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Thanks for making us look not quite as bad as before,Paul

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This isn't even sports-related,tbh,but I just had to comment that America's futbol coach,Miguel Herrera,REALLY is butt-ugly.As a frame of reference on a relative attractiveness scale,Herrera is like the Carla Suarez Navarro of Association Football coaches.Even prostitutes ask him to turn the lights off so that they can pretend that they're with another man

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Many of you probably find it really mundane, but I think it's quite cute when kitties meow-talk with you even though they can clearly tell that you belong to a different species.Just one time, I'd love to have a translator that vocalized exactly what they were trying to say at such moments

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So, I want to know...

1. Have the rumors about Petra being romantically involved with Stepanek actually been confirmed, or did everyone forget all about her when Bartoli won Wimbledon?

2. Anyone think Petra should try to hire Hogstedt? He might help her figure Maria out pretty quickly.

3. How long are we going to watch this f****ing mediocrity. I see the videos of 2011 and early 2012 and I wonder why she doesn't realize what is obvious to everyone else.

4. Do you think she has any chance at the US Open?

"I really have friends on the tour, and I'm really happy for it. ...I remember when I was young and someone told my father that I'm too nice for tennis. So I'm just glad that I can be nice off the court and fighting on the court." — Petra Kvitova, May 8, 2005

P. Kvitova def. S. Williams 6-2, 6-3
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4. Do you think she has any chance at the US Open?
No

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3. How long are we going to watch this f****ing mediocrity.
this season is write off

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2. Anyone think Petra should try to hire Hogstedt?
She won´t do it. Wrong timing

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1. Have the rumors about Petra being romantically involved with Stepanek actually been confirmed
It was not confirmed. I would not called it "romantically involved." It is better we don´t hear anything.
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