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post #436 of 707 (permalink) Old Mar 16th, 2013, 09:41 PM
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Why King Ralph ? Long live the queen.
A nice guy like you deserves an answer.'King Ralph' was a B-,or maybe C-,comedy with John Goodman from about 20 years ago where virtually the entire British royal family died in a freakish accident.In a desperate search for heirs to the throne,the Brits were only able to find a buffoonish,Vegas lounge singer who had any ties to the family.Peter O'Toole's character--who turned out to be the TRUE,though reluctant,heir--tried in vain to keep Goodman's character from embarrassing the crown...at film's end,O'Toole's rightful claim to the crown was discovered,and he was finally persuaded to accept it.

IIRC,there's a biblical verse(maybe a couple)about how the people mourn when an idiot inherits the throne.Anyway,the fictional King Ralph is the only one in our era who even comes close to matching the extremely-brief,disgraceful reign that the Serb had as the supposed 'Queen of Tennis'

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just passing by, betting against Berdych is easy money, sadly this time it was Rafa and odds wasn't that high, still easy money

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just passing by, betting against Berdych is easy money, sadly this time it was Rafa and odds wasn't that high, still easy money
You've been a bit more subtly antagonistic lately;is it a climatic thing?

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You've been a bit more subtly antagonistic lately;is it a climatic thing?
I'm free and wild like a wind that follows fast, and fills the white and rustling sail, and bends the gallant mast

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I'm free and wild like a wind that follows fast, and fills the white and rustling sail, and bends the gallant mast
You almost surely stole that from a poem.....but I don't care--it sounded cool

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I'm free and wild like a wind that follows fast, and fills the white and rustling sail, and bends the gallant mast
Btw,isn't Katy Perry a preacher's daughter??Do you suppose that she goes out of her way to PROVE how slutty she is cuz she's so afraid that her fans or music industry associates will find out?Her dad must be VERRRY proud that his daughter respected him and his teachings so much(of course,he may've been one of those corrupt televangelists who set a bad example for Katy by having 2 or 3 mistresses)

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I'm free and wild like a wind that
sent Vika packing

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BOMBSHELL: Azarenka withdraws from Miami
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sent Vika packing



*almost, Rafa stole my powers midway

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sent Vika packing



Would you care to give us a medical diagnosis,Paul??Was it the Shifty-led wind gusts that caused Vika's physical collapse??

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Would like to hear if Petra brought Prosto with her to Miami or not.He probably would've enjoyed hunting prairie dogs in IW,but there's a lot more wildlife in the Miami surroundings for him to prey on

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He probably would've enjoyed hunting prairie dogs in IW,but there's a lot more wildlife in the Miami surroundings for him to prey on
he si hunting alligators
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he si hunting alligators
Well,he'll have to be very dedicated to find them.From what I've read,they usually stay very close to the water,and they can't stand salt water for any extended period of time,so Prosto will have to search in canals or freshwater lakes....I'm assuming that he was smart and brought his Gator Rifle with him

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It's theorized by some scientists that dolphins have a high-level communication system.When CSN tagged along with some typical tennis gals on a WTA visit to a Miami aquarium,one of the dolphins was believed to have said,"Yikes!Who in the hell brought the lady trucker along with the tennis hotties?"

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Has anyone ever seen 'Head Over Heels' with Jennifer Lopez and George Clooney??It's kind of a dumb movie,really,but it's mildly entertaining if you go into it without high expectations...and can watch it for free.

....Well,try to imagine the races reversed,with a Latino male and blanca heroine,and that's sort of like the dream I had about Caro last night.Don't worry,folks;it wasn't a 'sex dream',per se,but I was a guy with some jewel-smuggler friends and Caroline was a cop who was trying to catch them.She knew that I wasn't a big shot in the operation,yet she attempted to capture me in my misdeeds with hopes that she could pressure me to turn on the leaders of the outfit,and she had already caught a couple of them.

....Anyway,you can imagine how all of the tension of that cat-and-mouse game caused things to heat up between Caro and me and,eventually,when we were alone after she realized that I wasn't murderous or as wicked as some of my cohorts,I planted one of those passionate Latino telenovela besos on Caro...and she didn't resist AT ALL.When we finally came up for air,I promised her that I'd reform my ways for her...which left a delighted glow on her face.....This all seemed much more real than most dreams do,and I've been in a good mood all day

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