ANABEL SEALS WIN OVER DINARA SAFINA
Art is back and today is a strange day, Anabel Medina Garrigues has won from a set down.
But the manner in which she won was strangest of all, the first set Dinara just had to hit the ball in court as anabel was running in the wrong direction to chase the ball, at one point she asked the Umpire for an olive... to go with her Martini, In the second set she started to play with two rackets one in each hand and it started to work, however when Dinara decided to argue with the umpire, he gave her a code violation, Anabel then slipped him several $1000 dollars which she was hiding on her person, bearing in mind Anabel was wearing a skin tight dress, we have no idea where the money came from, one the match was leveled anabel decided to use one racket, she then pinned safina on her forehand and managed to win the match, it was very strange and clearly the rules have been breached here, at the end Dinara refused to shake anabels hand, When asked to comment anabel said
'Can I have a double please'.
When offered Orange juice instead she added
'Ewww Straight Orange Juice, Needs to be diluted with Vodka'.
If that was strange enough then the press conference. Firstly Anabel picked on one of the reporters she said
'I see you... Undressing me with your eyes'
To which the reporter replied
'I am gay love, Nadal more likely'
Anabel ignored him and continued to strip she then danced and let it all hang out quite literally she then said this
'oi Dominika Bitch I am out slutting and whoring you what ya gunna do'
She then left to a shocked audience... An old lady who was cleaning walked past and anabel said
'Yeah you wish...'
when will this girl sort her life out