ANABEL ROMPS WITH VERDASCO AND THEN TO THE TITLE!
Wow anabel what a week
*Anabel is wearing a stunning black dress and very nice heels, she is all made up and wearing some tiffany jewellery that Nando bought her, she smiles*
Thank you so much I am in so much disbelief I did not think I could ever do this
*Anabel bursts into tears!* She looks like a panda when she stops.
Wow you broke down heavily there anabel.
I know I guess it is just the emotions of the week I have had here, I came in with asperations of maybe 2nd round, Justine is a tough opponent and I beat her, dominika is meh, then Nadia she thrashed me in miami but I got revenge this week in the final I am just so shocked to have won this trophey. They got me back in the doubles though they pelted balls at me so I put chilli powder in their drinks
no wonder they felt like it was hell
So you lost the doubles final what do you have to say to maria Kirilenko?
Just that I am sorry I could not build myself up for it, it was tough thank you to my beautiful partner for helping me.
Aww thats a nice thing to say about Maria!
Eh?... Maria? I meant Fernando.... He is so dreamy, he is my inspiration he promises to give me good time when I win, I have had so many good times. He is going to cover me in chocolate and strawberries tonight
as a reward
Anabel? Do we always have to talk about your sex life?
*Anabel turns on reporter!*
Just because your wife won't put it out there for you, your so jealous why do you ever interview me you f****r. I should just stop talking right now you make me so angry, In fact I am going to sew.
*Reporter fights back*
Ohhh you are something special arn't you you just hang so lose with all the sex you have you complete s**t.
*Anabel leaves immedeatly slapping the reporter*
Ohh anabel when will we ever get a nice interview.
Dominika Cibulkova walks in and gives the reporter lots of money and tells him to keep exposing anabel for the tramp she is. She then goes on to say Even though she is retiring she will bring this saggy spanish bitch down! even if it kills her