Sorry to hear you won't be posting anymore, MikiReturns
Your posts on Alex S. were always brutally fun to read
Regarding Mirjana-- lost 2 & 1 after a great IW. WTF?
Then I leave you with this parting gift: Stevenson just retired while losing a qualifying match to the great Indy de Vroome at a $15K in England. Seriously. It was a terrible blow to her "British Tour."
If anyone ever feels bad about Mirjana, just think of Stevenson.
Gosh, I love tennis! Farewell! Truly!
AS: "Excuse me. Excuse me. I do not believe I shall be able to complete this match."
AS: "I feel a certain pain in my butt."
AS: "My butt. It pains me. I must forego this contest."
UMPIRE: "You what?"
AS: "Madam de Vroom is fortunate that I am feeling such pains. I shall conquer her in the future, however."
UMPIRE: "Future? You'll what?"
AS: "Please have my car sent 'round at the earliest convenience."
UMPIRE: "You what? You have a what?"
AS: "Yes, and I believe I shall take my afternoon tea with Mother in the drawing-room."
UMPIRE: "You want what?"
AS:"Is there anyone here who knows how to take care of a star? Most tiresome."
UMPIRE: "You WHAT?"
AS: "Mother, I feel faint. Will you please call our team of attorneys and solicit their professional powers to handle such tedious matters?"
SAMANTHA STEVENSON: "Call our WHAT?"