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post #30 of (permalink) Old Dec 20th, 2008, 01:21 AM
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Re: Jokes?

Originally Posted by Tennislover23 View Post
One day at a school, a boy comes in late and the teacher asks him why he is late. He replies, I was on top of cherry hill.So then about five minutes later, another boy shows up late, the teacher asks him why and he says he was on top of cherry hill. Finally about 10 minutes later, a girl comes in and the teacher asks her who are you? She replies, I'm cherry hill!
Originally Posted by Tennislover23 View Post
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Originally Posted by Tennislover23 View Post
A teenager goes to the pharmacy and askes about safe sex since he is going to have sex with his girlfriend for the first time. The pharmacist recommended him a few brands of condoms and gave him some advice. Later that evening, the teenager goes to his girlfriend's house for dinner and meets her parents. Once they say down at the dinner table, the girls mother asked him to say grace. The boy put his head down and lifted it up. The girlfriend says "You never told me you were religious." and then the boyfriend replies "Well, you never told me your dad was a pharmacist!"
Originally Posted by Tennislover23 View Post
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you," he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a condom."

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