A women says to her husband that for her birthday there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0-60 in 3 seconds or else she would leave him.
The next day she woke up and saw a small box in her driveway. She was curious so she opened it and inside was a scale.
Needless to say her husband was long gone
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wonder are lost. The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king