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post #27 of (permalink) Old Dec 18th, 2008, 07:19 AM Thread Starter
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Re: Jokes?

A women says to her husband that for her birthday there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0-60 in 3 seconds or else she would leave him.
The next day she woke up and saw a small box in her driveway. She was curious so she opened it and inside was a scale.

Needless to say her husband was long gone

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