Littly Johnny was at his house one day when he heard his mom and dad cussing, saying bitches and bastard. Little johnny went up to his mother and said, mom whats a bitch and a bastard? His mother said, its ladies and gentleman!
He was walking outside when he heard the neighbors saying. let me see ur boobs and you can see my ass. Curious, he went to his mother and said. mom whats a boob and an ass? his mother said. a boob is a hat and an ass is a coat.
Later he heard his dad shaving and he said shit. He asked his dad what shit was. His dad told him, its a brand of shaving cream.
He went downstairs and his mother was carving the turkey, and she cut her finger and said f*ck. He asked his mother what f*ck was. She replied a way of cooking the turkey.
So later that day guests arrived for dinner. little johnny walked up to them and said:
HELLO BITCHES AND BASTARDS, MAY I TAKE YOUR BOOBS AND ASSES? MY MOM IS IN THE KITCHEN F*CKING THE TURKEY, AND MY DAD IS UPSTAIRS WIPING SHIT OF HIS FACE.
THE GUEST LEFT IMMEDIATELY....
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wonder are lost. The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king