Location: Los Angeles, backstage at the Michael Jackson Concert
Michael Jackson: I've run out of white face paint !
Lady Galadriel: Don't worry Michael, I can cast a spell on you
Michael Jackson: Who are you and where did you come from ?
Lady Galadriel: I am Lady Galadriel, I have come to you from Germany ...
Michael Jackson: Why ?
Lady Galadriel: Because I love you - it's Friday, and Friday I'm in love
Michael Jackson: I understand, so many people do
Lady Galadriel: You are going to marry me ...
Michael Jackson: Am I ?
Lady Galadriel: Yes. Now.
Michael Jackson: You are crazy and you need to be locked up ...
Lady Galadriel: So many people have said that to me lately
Michael Jackson: Security !!! HELP, I need somebody
Lady Galadriel: Don't be like that Michael. Give in to me
Dr Kart: Michael, you've found her
Michael Jackson: You're not much of a security guard
Dr Kart: I am a doctor and I've come to take this person back to Frankfurt ...
Lady Galadriel: Hi Dr Argentino
Michael Jackson: What, so now you love him ?
Lady Galadriel: I always loved him more even if he has shaved off his beard, besides he is a Selestial
Michael Jackson: So why did you love me - is it because I'm BAD
Lady Galadriel: No
Michael Jackson: Is it because I'm a Speed Demon
Lady Galadriel: No
Michael Jackson: Is it because of my Human Nature
Lady Galadriel: No
Michael Jackson: Then why ?
Lady Galadriel: I just wanted your money
Dr Kart: Maybe she's not crazy after all
Dr Argentino: Lady Galadriel
, maybe you'd like to attend the YEC with me seeing that we're in Los Angeles
Lady Galadriel: You mean, like a date ?
Lady Galadriel: I know Monica is not playing but maybe she'll be there. Let's go !!!
Dr Kart: Michael, thank you for helping us find her - we brought you some more white face paint, but it looks like you won't need it
Michael Jackson: What do you mean ?
Dr Kart: You've become very pale, as white as a sheet
Michael Jackson: It was the fear of having to marry Lady Galadriel that scared me so much I became like this
Dr Kart: I warned you she's Dangerous
Location: Luxembourg Tennis Tournament
Steffi Graf: When will you get over it. I am a better tennis player and I have married a better man
Nurse Gabriela: No and no. I am a better tennis player and soon I will have Dr Kart
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Hello ladies, still fighting ?
Steffi Graf: Dr Miranda Zhivago why are you holding that rope ?
Nurse Gabriela: Look, she has Sylvester Stallone, Mark P, Pete Sampras, Lleyton Hewitt and some woman tied up in chains ?
Dr Miranda Zhivago: These men were sent to stop me but I quickly put them in their rightful place - without Dr Kart or Dr Argentino or Lady Galadriel, they were no match for me. They are my love slaves now
Steffi Graf: So Dr Kart could stop you ?
Dr Miranda Zhivago: He could put up a better fight than these weak men
Nurse Gabriela: See, Steffi I told you he is
Steffi Graf: Perhaps I should meet him
Nurse Gabriela: Oh no you don't
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Stop fighting, you're so pathetic fighting over some man
. Although I know he has a super body because he swims so much
Steffi Graf: There's only one way to settle this, take me to this amazing Dr Kart
Nurse Gabriela: Fine. We'll go to Los Angeles where he has gone after Lady Galadriel ...
Dr Miranda Zhivago: My enemy, that crazy beard loving, elf witch Lady Galadriel, I will go to Los Angeles also to fight her again
- and also to see if there are any more tennis men I can capture
Steffi Graf: Who is that woman in the chains Miranda ?
Nurse Gabriela: She seems familiar :retard:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: It's my confused love, Andy Roddick
Andy Roddick: It's Mandy
To be continued ... in Los Angeles