Fans round the globe, it's me. Yes me, I'm back! Better than ever! Praise the Lord, yes my Lord!
So yesterday while I was with Bob-Bay, oh did I told ya'll about Bob-Bay? Fabulous guy, last week there's this event in somewhere, Mount Berry? Anyway that little tournament I lost before the semifinals, can't f*cking believe that! Night before my man gave me this white powder, he told me it was gatorade! Was wondering why we don't mix it with water ya know what I'm saying? Sniff, yea he had me sniffed it. Ya know, the nose, sniffing. Now I don't know why but it felt good, yea, this gatorade was good. Totally forgot about the match in Mount Berry, and whoever that lucky bitch who beat me.
Where was I...
Oh yea, yesterday. Yes, Justin called. You know, the guy who does PR
, he called. Wanted me to update ya'll about what's going on with my life. Well, ya'll little nippy fans should know, the divaaaaa is in the game. Divaa divaaaaa just like Mary J. Bliiggggggeeeeeee. Ya know, the rankings, Nippy's number 1. That's me, Nippy, that's what Mum Cissy calls me, Nippy's me! I'm Nippy. Ya know?
So Bob-Bay, yea, fabulous guy. Love him, like I love ya'll, all of you! Nippy loves all of ya! So so Bob-Bay, YES Bob-bay. That day we went on our 4.5 weeks anniversary date. Love it. He brought me to this really dark and smoky room, probably with 4 to 5 people inside, ya know where I'm talking? You know? So, he brought the gatorade, and we all sniffed it together in one room! Good Lord that was good, super! We ended with some pot that he had. Love this guy, love him. Always gets me high! Now I'm always a very sane person, you guys know that! Don't you? All ya Nippy fans, love ya!
Wasn't bothered when I got called to take part in a strange tournament with all those little creatures. But ya know, Clive told me to just take part. Now I couldn't be bothered with those little things, Clive just told me about this new plan. Yea baby, a new record. Actually, he's planning a greatest collections album. Yea you heard me, greatest collections album. Love it! I said, Clive bring on the new songs, but he insisted that I take care of my voice first. Love this man! Don't ya'll think I'm signed to the greatest mogul in the entire galaxy? And to differentiate this record we're going to name it, The Greatest, Ultimate, Fantabulous, just-yet-another Whitney Collections. Don't ya'll just love how catchy this name sounds? Love it! Clive's a genius!
All my fans, I got your little messages in this machine. All of ya'll, Cambodia, Pyongyang, Georgia, I love you all. Love you. Justin's going to show me how to use this thing which allows me to talk to you guys using this machine, praise the Lord for Einstein! Love ya'll!