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Things That You Really Didn't Wanna Know....And May Gross You Out

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime, 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Mouth herpes.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
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Hey.... you were warned!

I got this in email today and was like mega-grossed out... so you know I had to share.
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and gross the rest of us out...i know the story

i refuse to go swimming, eat, breathe or sleep anymore
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Well I woke up with a cold sore yesterday morning, but I don't think I caught it at the wedding back in Dec.

I'm BACK & SINGLE. So lock up all the hotties!
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I'm more than happy to avoid public swimming pools! lol

I know about men not washing their hands! One of my best friends I had to take to task ALL the time. "Did you wash your FUCKING hands?!?!" lol

Men can be

I swear I've had my underwear stolen before!!!
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Well.....I will spare you the details of the 'tricks' I learned working for six months in the kitchen of a fancy restaurant, not to mention the things I have seen during twelve years spent in the food production industry!

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Hey thanks Athenaeum, pretty grosse stuff
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