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Exclamation Women are Evil

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat and blood from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.


Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!

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Oh God! That's funny. But I don't agree that women are evil, it just says that they need to get rid of their husbands ones in a while.
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Originally Posted by jonathan_crane
LMAO!!

And here's the mathematical proof...

1) Time is Money
2) Money is the root of all evil
3) Women = Money x Time

So by (1) we have Women = Money^2
And since Money = Evil^1/2
We have Women = (Evil^1/2)^2 = Evil

Therefore, women are evil!!
Since when do you multiply when saying 'and' ?

3) should be women = money + time


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in truth, the only thing this story says about women is this...we're resourceful...and we get the job done.
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in truth, the only thing this story says about women is this...we're resourceful...and we get the job done.
aint that the truth LMAO!
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Originally Posted by TheBoiledEgg
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat and blood from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.


Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!
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